Watching a game on tenterhooks to see if the manager picks his nose.
From where you go to what you eat, football is full of snobs. Who doesn’t like looking down on other people?
The lonely struggles of Monty Panesar, the sporting-cultural cult hero who lost his purpose and sense of joy.
The Offside Trust is set up after hundreds have come forward, and 55 football clubs have been linked to allegations of abuse.
Not everyone gets to play cricket in Bangladesh but I still managed to notch up more worries than runs.
Peter Crouch came out with one of the wittiest football lines. When asked what he thought he would have been but for football, he replied: “A virgin.”
The new manager's blend of stability, strength and calm could be just what the England team needs.
His monstrous work ethic and ability to out-think his opponents has helped him grab the world number one slot.
Football is a medium, and you can decide what your message is.
The president-elect has been accused of eschewing the game's etiquette.
The Irish fighting superstar is demanding a stake in the company that pays and promotes him.
No country has ever left the EU before, so there's no map for where we're going.
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