Commons Confidential: Huntie’s health accident

The Health Secretary took issue with the BBC over the way it reported the Lewisham Hospital A&E "downgrading".

Jeremy Hunt. Photograph: Getty Images

The desperation of a government’s complaints to the BBC is a reliable guide to how much trouble it is in. The Health Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, shot at the messenger after he downgraded accident and emergency and maternity services at Lewisham Hospital in south London. Auntie’s head of political programmes, Sue Inglish, initiated an inquiry after “some heat from various government sources”. The sensitive Hunt objected to Clive Myrie of the BBC News Channel describing the A&E unit, which is suffering a 25 per cent cut, as “downgraded” during an interview with the cabinet downgrader himself. The channel’s controller, Sam Taylor, was more worried that the minister’s gang might have spotted the straps used on the bottom of the screen were incorrect – saying the unit had been axed. Hunt couldn’t see them, otherwise he’d have required a trip to A&E.

The smoothiechops wannabe Tory leader Adam Afriyie’s charm offensive extends beyond Con MPs. Ambitious Adam sent handwritten letters to members of the all-party parliamentary group on the pharmaceutical industry. The nice touch was undermined when the note to Leicester South’s Jon Ashworth started with the scribble “Dear Peter”, Afriyie seemingly unaware that Ashworth replaced Peter Soulsby in May 2011. With political unintelligence like that, no wonder the secret Tory leadership plot was exposed.

Lab-Lib flirting progresses after Nick scorned Dave for a date with Ed to defeat Cameron’s plan to gain parliamentarily by axing 50 mostly Lab and Lib MPs. My tearoom snout observes that Labour and Lib Dem MPs now smile at each other, though it’s too early to sit together in the division lobby, and that the Lib Dem greybeard Ming Campbell was overheard cooing to Labour comrades: “It’s like the old days and feels much more comfortable.” The ConDems sound increasingly condemned by their own.

It appears that one of your columnist’s snouts was wrong to say that Afriyie was a regular visitor to the office of Liam Fox. The former defence secretary, tipped in right-wing papers as Cameron’s next chief whip, states that Afriyie has never been in his Commons room and that he, Fox, has nothing to do with any plots. I’m happy to put the matter right. I’ve always found Fox straight to deal with, including when he’s called me a communist.

The Democratic Unionist MP Ian Paisley, Jr has a wry sense of humour. Parading in the tearoom after voting against boundary changes, Labour’s Stephen Pound shouted: “Congratulations, Ian, on defending democracy.” Paisley, Jr replied: “Sir Ian to you, Mr Pound!” Setting aside that Debrett’s advises the correct title for the son of a peer is “the Honourable” not “Sir”, it was a refreshing change to shouts of yore of “No surrender!” from his lordly father.

Kevin Maguire is associate editor (politics) of the Daily Mirror