Paul Ryan hunts catfish with his bare hands

Five things you didn't know about Romney's running mate.

That's how it's done. Photograph, Getty Images
That's how it's done. Photograph, Getty Images

1. Much like another recent Republican running mate, he very much enjoys killing animals for fun, though unlike Palin he does it with a bow and arrow, or, when after catfish, with his bare hands. The catfish technique involves thrusting a fist down their throats. Endearingly old-fashioned? Macho? Psychopathic? Too early to call.

2. Ok, maybe it's the macho one. Ryan frequently sleeps in the office overnight to save time, and in 2010 lead P90X intense fitness routines on Capitol Hill for colleagues. He also "does his own skinning and butchering and makes his own Polish sausage and bratwurst," according to his wedding announcement.

3. At 42, he's the same age as Romney's son Tagg, which must be odd for both of them.

4. He was voted "Biggest Brown-Noser" at school.

5. He avoids reporters by listening to Beethoven really loudly on his iPod. He also likes Rage Against the Machine and Led Zeppelin.

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John Cheese's picture

VP Crazy Joe Biden has changed the campaign slogan to "Hope & Chains"!!

OTee's picture

"He also likes Rage Against the Machine and Led Zeppelin."
... but he never listens to the lyrics!
RATM should have a lawer forbid Paul Ryan is repeating this again, this could harm their image.

Look up Wikipedia under "Political_views_and_activism_of_Rage_Against_the_Machine"... (unfortunatly can't post the link directly)

Harold Stassen's picture

Catching catfish barehanded is supposed to give the fish a fighting chance.
And just for sh*ts and giggles-I know that this is a "progressive" paper, heir to the great Puritan/Nonconformist conscience/Mrs. Jellyby tradition and all that, but 85% of people in North America hunt or fish, including people of color and many quite "progressive" people. Molly Ivins would have found the idea of sneering at hunting and fishing as self-congratulatory as Dick Cheney would.
Mind you don't break your arm patting yourself on the back!

Chrysichthys's picture

85%? No way. Where did you pull that figure from? I'm not commenting on the ethics, just stating the obvious. Most North Americans do not hunt or fish.

Chrysichthys's picture

Anyway, it's correct that the catfish has a fighting chance, and large catfish have been known to get the last word in by drowning the noodler. Too bad this hasn't happened in Paul Ryan's case.

mbrecker's picture

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Ted Schrey     Montreal's picture

I just wondered if Romney used that same technique to catch Ryan. As long as these two guys don't get any closer to the White House it'll be fine.

Mr Bingham's picture

Paul Ryan Hunts Catfish With His Bare Hands !

So why does he have a rather long fishing rod in his mouth ?

Chrysichthys's picture

Good point--and also all of his clothes should be soaked, because catfish noodling is done by diving. The guy's a fake.

Chrysichthys's picture

I think it's a stock photo. The guy doesn't look much like Paul Ryan. I betcha Ryan has never noodled for catfish in his entire life. Nor ever even gotten his hair wet in an outdoor body of water. Not even in ones which lie within the Washington beltway.

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