Challenge Labour and you'll find a horse's head on your pillow

It's all-round compulsory happy time in Labour ranks.

Jack Woltz discovers a horse's head in The Godfather. Photograph: Getty Images.
"To be fair to Miliband, he is aware of, and not entirely comfortable with, this new tyranny of loyalty." Photograph: Getty Images.

A couple of weeks ago I was discussing the local election results with a Labour MP. I explained that my initial reaction had been that they were very good for Labour, especially in terms of number of seats won, but I was concerned that the party hadn’t been able to break through the 40 per cent barrier.

He nodded and said: “Thirty-eight per cent in midterm local elections, with the country falling back into recession, the cuts and the shambles the Tories are in. It’s nowhere near good enough.” Then he shook his head. “But you won’t find anyone saying that, of course.”

Several days later I was chatting to someone who had spent the day at the annual conference of Progress, the New Labour pressure group, and sat through Ed Miliband’s speech. His response was scathing. Could I quote him, off the record? “No. Sorry. We’re all being terribly positive at the moment.”

The next day I phoned a shadow cabinet adviser. “The worst thing is we were just starting to make some headway. The shadow cabinet was beginning to put down some markers on the economy and not just the usual suspects. Now everyone’s going to have to shut up and bite their tongue.”

And, on the whole, they have. The muttering against the leader has ceased. The demands for a more credible stance on deficit reduction and on how the party should respond to the cuts have been muted. Even Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson are reportedly poised to become paid-up members of Generation Ed. Labour is united. But united behind what exactly? A solid but unremarkable opinion poll lead? The Tories’ spring omnishambles? François Hollande storming the Bastille of austerity?

No debate

All of which may be a genuine cause for optimism. Or a recipe for complacency. But we’re not going to be finding out, at least in the short term, because such things are not up for discussion. Labour is instead opting for a period of dignified, and comfortable, reflection. Reflection, rather than dialogue. Or debate.

To look out across the Labour movement at the moment is to see an ocean of tranquillity. The party’s “refounding” has been completed; the contentious elements such as a reduction in union conference votes, a directly elected chair and open leadership primaries quietly shelved. The early new year unpleasantness between the leadership and the union leaders has been smoothed over; there is precious little talk now of “tough choices” or “having to keep all these cuts”. The policy review has been removed from the perfidious grasp of the ultra-New Labourite Liam Byrne and dropped into the lap of the party pin-up Jon Cruddas. “Independent-minded” Jon Cruddas, no less, just in case at some point down the road a touch of deniability is required.

Since the Budget, a window of opportunity has opened up for Labour, with George Osborne, Jeremy Hunt, Sayeeda Warsi and Francis Maude all hurtling out of it. However, Ed Miliband, for reasons best known to him, remains reluctant to scramble through this inviting aperture.

In the past month alone, we have witnessed the crisis in the eurozone, Syria’s descent into barbarism, the deepening of Britain’s double-dip recession, the Rochdale rape scandal, the collapse of the UK’s manufacturing base and government schism over universality of benefits. In response, Labour’s leader has announced a voter registration drive, a call for greater respect for vocational qualifications and a plea to embrace our Englishness, all the while clinging tenaciously to the comfort blanket of the Leveson inquiry into media practices and ethics.

Yet within Labour ranks, this strategy (or anti-strategy) is greeted with silent approval. Perhaps wisely, given that those who do opt to question the current “consensus” risk waking to find the equivalent of a horse’s head on their pillow. We have had Len McCluskey, the leader of Unite, taking out a political contract on Ed Balls, Jim Murphy, Liam Byrne and Stephen Twigg – the four shadow ministers who have been branded the “horsemen of the austerity apocalypse”.

MPs who fail to show McCluskey and his union appropriate respect have been threatened with the removal of constituency support. Byrne, who dared think the unthinkable on welfare reform, was subjected to what colleagues called “a punishment beating” as he fought to retain his place in the shadow cabinet. Maurice Glasman, who challenged the liberal orthodoxy on social policy, is now confined to what is described as “house arrest”. Progress is facing a concerted effort to see it expelled from the party. And even those idealistic dreamers at Compass are about to be elbowed aside by “Class”, the new union-funded think tank pledging to “cement a broad alliance of social forces and influence policy development to ensure the political agenda is on the side of working people”.

Union heavies

The New Politics was supposed to be open, inclusive and pluralistic. Instead, it is being ushered through the labour movement, head bowed, by a bodyguard of old-fashioned union muscle, Twitter warriors and street activists. To stand in the way of this “progressive” entourage is to invite accusations of being a traitor, a Tory, or, worse still, a Blairite.

To be fair to Ed Miliband, he is aware of, and not entirely comfortable with, this new tyranny of loyalty. “I think this is a bit over the top,” one Miliband supporter confided to me after Anthony Painter and Hopi Sen, the fiscal credibility advocates and authors of In the Black Labour, a pamphlet advocating greater fiscal responsibility, found themselves under sustained attack for lacking “ambition and integrity” from the pro-leadership website Shifting Grounds.

That’s where we are. In the perennial battle between loyalists and pragmatists, it is the loyalists who hold the whip hand. And they plan on using it. Which will simply demonstrate that no consensus at all has been reached among Labour’s various factions. Instead, we are witnessing a shift in the internal balance of power: sceptics neither courted nor convinced, but neutered. “We’re in survival mode,” conceded a Blairite shadow cabinet source.
But for how long? Before finishing this piece, I spoke to a Labour MP who talked eloquently about his frustrations with the leadership. “Can I print that?” I asked. “No,” he said, “not at the moment.” Then he paused. “Soon, though.”

41 comments

Daniel Hodges's picture

"on the shop floor the general opinion is "You don't have any teeth any more, why should I bother joining"".

Not 100% sure what that means, but great line. I'll be using it.

A T's picture

If you really are Dan Hodges, why are you so negative in what you're writing all the time? Do you not care about anything but factionalism? Do you love Tony Blair and David Miliband so much you would rather have 10 years of Tory rule than have a Labour government in 2015? Only asking. I think I won't take the bait and read these articles any more, so I shall leave you to your sniping and unpleasantness. It's a shame really you feel the need to write this stuff, I'm sure there is better things you could do with your time.

postageincluded's picture

Actually, my teeth are about the only thing I have intact these days.

Keep on flogging.

A T's picture

Please think about what you are saying, Dan, and the ultimate results of provoking or stoking up infighting in the Labour Party.
I'm afraid I'm very disappointed to see you back on here. If New Statesman is about to erupt into endless articles about Labour infighting I will stop reading it as it's a waste of my time.

The divisive attitude of people like Dan is likely to lead to a Conservative majority at the next election and so, among many other detrimental things for the people of this country, to the end of the NHS. I think Dan would rather have David Cameron as PM than an Ed Miliband lead a Labour Government (see his suppport for Boris in London). I can only sadly conclude that some Blairites truly are Conservatives in disguise, otherwise they would want to work constructively towards getting Labour back into power. It's not like the Blairite wing is being ignored by the leadership, far from it. I want an end to factionalism like this and a better future for our country. I don't think Dan does, but would be happy to be proved wrong on that point - go ahead Dan and write something positive about how you would like to change things, for once.

Doggywoggydooda's picture

I am sure that will be music to the tories' ears. Labour lurching over to the intolerant, bullying far left, whilst Cameron implements an even more purified, unfettered version of Blairism. The far right will hate it as, in reality, will the far left. Will there be enough Blairites in the middle to prop up the tories at the election and will enough voters on the left be put off by the bullying intolerance of the far left to even bother voting at all?

Either way it makes little difference. The tory and labour and liberal democrat leaders will faithfully implement an identical agenda set by an international elite as they all have been doing for the last 40 years anyway. Everything else is an act for public consumption. Whoever wins the next election will still be implementing more EU, more PC, more taxes, more spending, more globalisation, more global integration and continuing the movement of important decision making ever further from "the people".

The spin will change, but the policies won't!

Spenny's picture

What are you doing back here, Dan?

Torygraph not giving you enough opportunities to talk about the conspiracy theories against yourself?

iaincharlie's picture

Hey, they let Dan back in the tent, good, I hate having to read the tory graph

Don Gately's picture

"Dan's fake quotes are a classic of the genre"

kind of proving his point - why play the ball when you can play the man and ignore the criticism that has been made?

Kevin Lohse's picture

Congrats on your appointment Dan. Your warts-and-all commentary will do much to make the Staggers readable again after the unadulterated diet of Fcukwittery in the past few months. Interesting to note that asking your readership to open their minds and be objective about the state of the Labour Party has resulted in two ad hom comments so far, Expect more of same.

nicktheowl's picture

Great. So if we're divided, we're done for, but if we're united, we're even more done for. Nice to have you on board, Dan.

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