Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read comment pieces from this morning's papers.

  1. Snowden: UK government now leaking documents about itself (Guardian)

    The NSA whistleblower says: 'I have never spoken with, worked with, or provided any journalistic materials to the Independent', writes Glen Greenwald

  2. Kids need more playtime – and less school (Independent)

    Too many children spend the most magical lives of their years sitting down, writes Amy Jenkins.

  3. Gender stereotyping is unhelpful and counter-productive – whoever's doing it (Guardian)

    Assuming that men are not responsible for their actions harms them just as much as it harms women, writes Deborah Orr

  4. The Arab Spring has failed because constitutional democracy needs nation-states (Telegraph)

    What is happening to the region, so recently optimistic? asks Daniel Hannan

  5. Official: wind turbines are an iniquitous assault on property rights (Telegraph)

    Why don't I wish to buy my dream home in my dream valley any more? Because the greed and selfishness of a local sheep farmer has killed it, that's why, writes James Delingpole

  6. Terrorism will win if the trust has gone (Financial Times)

    Security and privacy are incompatible goals, writes John Thornhill

  7. Steve Jobs’ genius isn’t movie material (Financial Times)

    The new biopic of the Apple co-founder is a corporate hagiography for the YouTube age, writes Christopher Caldwell

  8. What’s bugging America? (Financial Times)

    In Manhattan, it was easier to bring guns into the lobby of my building than a new mattress, writes Gillian Tett

  9. Scotland is going it alone – regardless of the referendum (Guardian)

    There may be no divorce, but devolution combined with a rightwing Westminster government is moving our nations in separate directions, says Steve Richards.

  10. Caroline Lucas standing in a field waving a placard? Outrageous! (Independent)

    The MP obviously took it too far by meeting a bloke with dreadlocks who lives up trees, writes Mark Steel.

 

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Is there such a thing as responsible betting?

Punters are encouraged to bet responsibly. What a laugh that is. It’s like encouraging drunks to get drunk responsibly, to crash our cars responsibly, murder each other responsibly.

I try not to watch the commercials between matches, or the studio discussions, or anything really, before or after, except for the match itself. And yet there is one person I never manage to escape properly – Ray Winstone. His cracked face, his mesmerising voice, his endlessly repeated spiel follow me across the room as I escape for the lav, the kitchen, the drinks cupboard.

I’m not sure which betting company he is shouting about, there are just so many of them, offering incredible odds and supposedly free bets. In the past six years, since the laws changed, TV betting adverts have increased by 600 per cent, all offering amazingly simple ways to lose money with just one tap on a smartphone.

The one I hate is the ad for BetVictor. The man who has been fronting it, appearing at windows or on roofs, who I assume is Victor, is just so slimy and horrible.

Betting firms are the ultimate football parasites, second in wealth only to kit manufacturers. They have perfected the capitalist’s art of using OPM (Other People’s Money). They’re not directly involved in football – say, in training or managing – yet they make millions off the back of its popularity. Many of the firms are based offshore in Gibraltar.

Football betting is not new. In the Fifties, my job every week at five o’clock was to sit beside my father’s bed, where he lay paralysed with MS, and write down the football results as they were read out on Sports Report. I had not to breathe, make silly remarks or guess the score. By the inflection in the announcer’s voice you could tell if it was an away win.

Earlier in the week I had filled in his Treble Chance on the Littlewoods pools. The “treble” part was because you had three chances: three points if the game you picked was a score draw, two for a goalless draw and one point for a home or away win. You chose eight games and had to reach 24 points, or as near as possible, then you were in the money.

“Not a damn sausage,” my father would say every week, once I’d marked and handed him back his predictions. He never did win a sausage.

Football pools began in the 1920s, the main ones being Littlewoods and Vernons, both based in Liverpool. They gave employment to thousands of bright young women who checked the results and sang in company choirs in their spare time. Each firm spent millions on advertising. In 1935, Littlewoods flew an aeroplane over London with a banner saying: Littlewoods Above All!

Postwar, they blossomed again, taking in £50m a year. The nation stopped at five on a Saturday to hear the scores, whether they were interested in football or not, hoping to get rich. BBC Sports Report began in 1948 with John Webster reading the results. James Alexander Gordon took over in 1974 – a voice soon familiar throughout the land.

These past few decades, football pools have been left behind, old-fashioned, low-tech, replaced by online betting using smartphones. The betting industry has totally rebooted itself. You can bet while the match is still on, trying to predict who will get the next goal, the next corner, the next throw-in. I made the last one up, but in theory you can bet instantly, on anything, at any time.

The soft sell is interesting. With the old football pools, we knew it was a remote flutter, hoping to make some money. Today the ads imply that betting on football somehow enhances the experience, adds to the enjoyment, involves you in the game itself, hence they show lads all together, drinking and laughing and putting on bets.

At the same time, punters are encouraged to do it responsibly. What a laugh that is. It’s like encouraging drunks to get drunk responsibly, to crash our cars responsibly, murder each other responsibly. Responsibly and respect are now two of the most meaningless words in the football language. People have been gambling, in some form, since the beginning, watching two raindrops drip down inside the cave, lying around in Roman bathhouses playing games. All they’ve done is to change the technology. You have to respect that.

Hunter Davies is a journalist, broadcaster and profilic author perhaps best known for writing about the Beatles. He is an ardent Tottenham fan and writes a regular column on football for the New Statesman.

This article first appeared in the 05 February 2015 issue of the New Statesman, Putin's war