The cheek of Michael Gove - it's the Tory party that needs to clean up its finances

If the Education Secretary is as concerned as he claims about party funding, why doesn't he support Labour's proposed £5,000 donation cap?

Michael Gove has some cheek. Yesterday he threw around cheap smears about the Labour Party when in fact it’s the Tories that need to get their house in order.

The financing of political parties is crying out for serious reform. That’s why Ed Miliband has already challenged David Cameron to bring in a statutory limit of £5,000 on all donations. Anyone would have thought Mr Gove would have welcomed such an opportunity to clean up Tory party finances.

Instead he accused Labour of wanting to introduce the "compulsory confiscation of taxpayers’ money to pay for politicians." But he conveniently forgot to tell us that David Cameron’s Tory party pocketed around £4m of taxpayers' cash a year between 2005 and 2010. Maybe Mr Gove might let us know how much of taxpayers’ money went to fund his own shadow office in opposition?

In government, the Tory party no longer accesses this 'short' money. So instead we’ve seen the number of Tory spin doctors and Tory hacks appointed to the taxpapyer-funded government payroll balloon. And this from a government that promised a "limit in the number of Special Advisers".

We’ve also seen wealthy backers continue to fund David Cameron’s Tory party. Naturally, Michael Gove defends those who donate to political parties as indeed would I. But isn’t it a funny coincidence that Mr Adrian Beecroft donated £700,000 to the Conservative Party and was commissioned to write a government report on employment law, which included a recommendation to make it easier to sack people? What a remarkable coincidence that 50 per cent of Tory funding comes from the City, the same people this government has rewarded with mega tax cuts while ordinary hardworking families continue to see their standard of living squeezed.

Funny old world, eh?

So for the avoidance of suspicion, I hope Michael Gove agrees we should have absolute transparency in the financing of political parties. With that in mind, perhaps he can tell us whether he has attended any of the private Tory dinners for donors that brought in a whopping £1,042,970.93 in the last quarter alone?

Indeed, in recent weeks we have all enjoyed reading about Mr Gove’s dinners out on the town, so I’ve no doubt we would all look forward to learning more about who the Education Secretary wines and dines with when fundraising for Conservative head office.

Of course one reason the Tory Party increasingly turns to ‘big money’ and won’t introduce a £5,000 donation cap is pure self interest – there simply aren’t enough grassroots members left to sustain them. Under David Cameron, Tory membership has dropped like a stone. In some key marginal seats, like Sherwood, they have just 30 members.

While Tory membership is withering away, Labour’s active membership is on the increase. And whereas the Tory party has been forced to rely on big wealthy donors, the biggest chunk of our income is from our ordinary members.

Since we as a party are more rooted in our communities, we’re selecting more Labour candidates from all walks of life such as former soldier Jon Wheale in Burton, teacher Mari Williams in Cardiff North, businessman James Frith in Bury North and stay-at-home mum Lisa Forbes in Peterborough, to name just a few.

Of course our candidates have links with ordinary men and women in the workplace who are members of a trade union. Labour MPs and candidates from all backgrounds and outlooks have such links because we share the same commitment to the values of equality and social justice. That doesn’t mean we all sign up to every union policy, but nor should it come as a surprise when we campaign alongside trade unionists on issues such as employment rights. Despite Mr Gove suggesting otherwise, I rather suspect he actually knows that.

Meanwhile, David Cameron’s attempts at modernisation of the Conservative Party hit the buffers a long time ago. Just this summer we’ve learnt of the existence of a nasty outfit called Traditional Britain that campaigns for "traditional values in the Tory Party". Many of us are somewhat surprised David Cameron hasn’t shown any leadership and insisted membership of Traditional Britain become incompatible with Tory membership.

Given concerns about this fringe group, I wonder if Mr Gove is able to reassure us that no Traditional Britain members have been selected as candidates or taken part in the selections that have so far taken place in the 40 Conservative target constituencies?

But if the Tory Party wants a serious discussion about party funding, I’m sure Labour campaigners would welcome them to the table. So come on Michael, if you are as concerned as you claim about party funding, why not support a £5,000 donation cap – what exactly are you scared of?

Education Secretary Michael Gove leaves 10 Downing Street on 19 December 2012. Photograph: Getty Images.

Jon Ashworth is Labour MP for Leicester South. 

YouTube screengrab
Show Hide image

“Trembling, shaking / Oh, my heart is aching”: the EU out campaign song will give you chills

But not in a good way.

You know the story. Some old guys with vague dreams of empire want Britain to leave the European Union. They’ve been kicking up such a big fuss over the past few years that the government is letting the public decide.

And what is it that sways a largely politically indifferent electorate? Strikes hope in their hearts for a mildly less bureaucratic yet dangerously human rights-free future? An anthem, of course!

Originally by Carly You’re so Vain Simon, this is the song the Leave.EU campaign (Nigel Farage’s chosen group) has chosen. It is performed by the singer Antonia Suñer, for whom freedom from the technofederalists couldn’t come any suñer.

Here are the lyrics, of which your mole has done a close reading. But essentially it’s just nature imagery with fascist undertones and some heartburn.

"Let the river run

"Let all the dreamers

"Wake the nation.

"Come, the new Jerusalem."

Don’t use a river metaphor in anything political, unless you actively want to evoke Enoch Powell. Also, Jerusalem? That’s a bit... strong, isn’t it? Heavy connotations of being a little bit too Englandy.

"Silver cities rise,

"The morning lights,

"The streets that meet them,

"And sirens call them on

"With a song."

Sirens and streets. Doesn’t sound like a wholly un-authoritarian view of the UK’s EU-free future to me.

"It’s asking for the taking,

"Trembling, shaking,

"Oh, my heart is aching."

A reference to the elderly nature of many of the UK’s eurosceptics, perhaps?

"We’re coming to the edge,

"Running on the water,

"Coming through the fog,

"Your sons and daughters."

I feel like this is something to do with the hosepipe ban.

"We the great and small,

"Stand on a star,

"And blaze a trail of desire,

"Through the dark’ning dawn."

Everyone will have to speak this kind of English in the new Jerusalem, m'lady, oft with shorten’d words which will leave you feeling cringéd.

"It’s asking for the taking.

"Come run with me now,

"The sky is the colour of blue,

"You’ve never even seen,

"In the eyes of your lover."

I think this means: no one has ever loved anyone with the same colour eyes as the EU flag.

I'm a mole, innit.