Savings levy of up to 10 per cent imposed in Cyprus

Chancellor says Brits in Cyprus on military or government service will be protected from the levy.

People are rushing to withdraw their savings from the bank in Cyprus after an EU/IMF bailout agreed on Friday imposed levy on bank deposits of up to 10 per cent on bank deposits.

The €10bn bailout will result in people with less than €100,000 in their accounts paying a one-off tax of 6.75 per cent, while those with deposits over that threshold will pay 9.9 per cent. Depositors will be compensated with the equivalent amount in shares in their banks.

The deal requires the approval of the country's parliament. An emergency session and presidential address due to take place today have been postponed until tomorrow, according to the BBC.

The Mail on Sunday reports that up to 60,000 British savers could lose money as a result. However, appearing on The Andrew Marr Show this morning, Chancellor George Osborne confirmed that Brits in Cyprus on military or government service would be protected from the levy.

He also wasted no time in pointing to the crisis in Cyprus as proof that Britain can't "change course" from his economic plan.

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“Trembling, shaking / Oh, my heart is aching”: the EU out campaign song will give you chills

But not in a good way.

You know the story. Some old guys with vague dreams of empire want Britain to leave the European Union. They’ve been kicking up such a big fuss over the past few years that the government is letting the public decide.

And what is it that sways a largely politically indifferent electorate? Strikes hope in their hearts for a mildly less bureaucratic yet dangerously human rights-free future? An anthem, of course!

Originally by Carly You’re so Vain Simon, this is the song the Leave.EU campaign (Nigel Farage’s chosen group) has chosen. It is performed by the singer Antonia Suñer, for whom freedom from the technofederalists couldn’t come any suñer.

Here are the lyrics, of which your mole has done a close reading. But essentially it’s just nature imagery with fascist undertones and some heartburn.

"Let the river run

"Let all the dreamers

"Wake the nation.

"Come, the new Jerusalem."

Don’t use a river metaphor in anything political, unless you actively want to evoke Enoch Powell. Also, Jerusalem? That’s a bit... strong, isn’t it? Heavy connotations of being a little bit too Englandy.

"Silver cities rise,

"The morning lights,

"The streets that meet them,

"And sirens call them on

"With a song."

Sirens and streets. Doesn’t sound like a wholly un-authoritarian view of the UK’s EU-free future to me.

"It’s asking for the taking,

"Trembling, shaking,

"Oh, my heart is aching."

A reference to the elderly nature of many of the UK’s eurosceptics, perhaps?

"We’re coming to the edge,

"Running on the water,

"Coming through the fog,

"Your sons and daughters."

I feel like this is something to do with the hosepipe ban.

"We the great and small,

"Stand on a star,

"And blaze a trail of desire,

"Through the dark’ning dawn."

Everyone will have to speak this kind of English in the new Jerusalem, m'lady, oft with shorten’d words which will leave you feeling cringéd.

"It’s asking for the taking.

"Come run with me now,

"The sky is the colour of blue,

"You’ve never even seen,

"In the eyes of your lover."

I think this means: no one has ever loved anyone with the same colour eyes as the EU flag.

I'm a mole, innit.