Wishful thinking for 2009

The good news for the new year is as follows

January: Tony Blair is arrested at Heathrow Airport as he returns from yet another foreign speaking engagement (receipts since leaving office: £12m). He is flown to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes for his part in the illegal, unprovoked attack on a defenceless country, Iraq, justified by proven lies, and for the subsequent physical, social and cultural destruction of that country, causing the death of up to a million people. According to the Nuremberg Tribunal, this is the "paramount war crime". The prosecution tells Blair's defence team it will not accept a plea of "sincerely believing". Cherie Blair, a close collaborator who has compared her husband with Winston Churchill, is cautioned.

February: Following the inauguration of Barack Obama as president of the United States, his predecessor, George W Bush, is arrested leaving the Church of the Holy Crusader in his home town of Crawford, Texas. He is flown to The Hague in War Criminal One. (See above for prosecution details.) Laura Bush, after a plea bargain, agrees to give evidence against the former president, "for God's sake".

March: Former vice-president Dick Cheney shoots himself in the foot hunting squirrels following a prayer breakfast in Hope, Florida.

April: Aung San Suu Kyi is released from house arrest and assumes her rightful place as the democratic head of the government of Burma.

May: All American and British troops leave Iraq, including the "300-400" British troops who are to stay behind to "train Iraqis" and do the kind of special forces dirty work almost never reported by embedded journalists.

June: All Nato troops leave Afghanistan.

July: The British government calls a halt to selling arms and military equipment to ten out of 14 conflict-hit countries in Africa. The chairman of the arms company BAE Systems is arrested by the Serious Fraud Office.

August: The British Department for International Development ends its support for privatisation as a condition of aid to the poorest countries.

September: Sir Bob Geldof and Bono visit Tony Blair in prison, suggesting a worldwide Crime Aid gig to raise money for their hero's defence.

October: The Booker prizewinner Anne Enright apologises to Gerry and Kate McCann, parents of the missing child Madeleine McCann, for speculating in the London Review of Books about the possible involvement of the McCanns in the disappearance of their daughter.

November: Gordon Brown is kidnapped, hooded and forced to listen repeatedly to his 2007 speech to bankers at a Mansion House banquet: "What you as the City of London have achieved for financial services, we as a government now aspire to achieve for the whole economy."

December: Tony Blair is sentenced to life imprisonment and beatified by the Pope.

If you think none of this will happen, you are probably right. But beware 2010 . . .

271 comments

VC's picture

Stephen; being in the zone, doesn`t just apply to sport, it applies to vertually everthing. I don`t claim to have been very good at any particular sport, but I did get to that special place known as the ZONE...to see a squash ball the size of a grapefruit, as you dig it out of the corner. I used to be able to toe hang from a steel beam and bring my forehead within an inch of the opposing flange, or do one leg FULL squats in repitition....there is nothing like being young....no wonder the NWO controlled MSM spend so much time bashing them, letting them binge drink, dabble in nose candy and generally waste their lives, of course, this is a GENERALISATION, but true.

I suspect the NWO players are in the ZONE, such as Nethabial Rothschild.....oops, better be careful, we don`t want to be censored.LOL

VC's picture

Nilsey105

I know its been around a while and I mentioned it over a month ago, but one must keep banging out the contra NWO messages.

As to the internet, its on borrowed time, when the fun kicks off, THEY`ll shut it down, well, at least lockdown censorship!lol Just look at all those cable breaks....LOL

4irw4y's picture

Yesterday we talked a few about credit and stocks database operators and analysts as a working tool for developing the crisis. Surely much in their case appears a matter of homeland- and cybersecurity.

Some few additional information - well, we have just to skip the Atlantics, back to the US again (-;

As you know, one more part of the... hmmm... manual, ment @ msg air3dit 08 January 2009 at 06:21, was going to be issued by the so-called non-partisan, non-profit Center for Strategic and International Studies @ Washington, DC. http://homeland.house.gov/SiteDocuments/20080916142200-02990.pdf .

"The final product of the Commission will be a well-supported package of recommendations for improving cybersecurity that could help guide both a legislative agenda and Presidential policy documents" -

More than 200 staff, large network of affiliated experts - such is the descripted Team Special. If one might imagine, what a heap of dated paper will ANY pack of recommendations become after the Comission for Understanding and Refreshing Data of the Previous Commission finishes their work at the middle of the first Obama's presidential term?

Well, at least, "non-partisan" looks less expensive for the emerged tax-payers. Looking back, we find an attempt to build a bypartisan Commission for Cybersec for the 44th president hold in September - http://news.cnet.com/coops-corner/?keyword=cybersecurity , which didn't succeed also, reported as ill idea by DHS head with a Russian surname Chertoff [in Russia, Michael Chertoff should probably have changed it, as if translated in English, it is also as just as impossible to come out to the street in an English-speaking country having such surname, poor man, for real...]

Bypartisan... Eye imagine twoo guerrillas laying an ambush. Oh, they have turbans on their heads, and eye am even not in the know why they look so (-:

So, a well-paid and swollen bureaucracy still seems the most wanted and untouchable stopper for any leak of sense and trusted information into society. Especially, when we talk about threats which need proactive counter-action.

The very first of them is providing security in heads of database programmers and Hollywood-style wannabees with sustainable lack of modern gadgets like Porshe 911 or like this. But what kind of firewall/antivirus is to be loaded into heads, as some IT men call one's head a server?

"Sorry, Darling, I have strong serveraches tonight" (-:

And Dollah Fifty from Porsche.

73

Nilsey105's picture

well its back to the semaphore, smoke messages and morse code i guess.

genecrabtree920's picture

"`Im not qualified to say if you Espanol is purfect, but its better than you debating and social skills.LOL"
LOL indeed, Carl. And what a wonderful, intellectual debating style you have there! "I can`t see........there seems to be a big red mist! LOL" Lol, lol, and indeed, lol. And the debate in your last two posts? Cant find it anywhere.
But youve failed to answer my question again, havent you? Try again! Here it is:
"Are you admitting that you dont have a real job?!"
Go on Carl- its so obvious that youre dodging this question! Its funny- I like just repeating it :) Go on, lets hear you dodge!

Nilsey105's picture

Not until religion is abolished will there be world peace

VC's picture

Nilsey, you miss my point, 99% won`t even notice the net lockdown.lol I`ve raised several topics on this thread and vertually none have been picked up...OK, amanfromMars wanted to bash Mr Icke, but thats about it...I mean, we have an ex KGB accademic forcasting the breakup of the USoA and a US government representative who`s been specifically briefed not to comment on this prediction....lol.....maybe the only way the NWO can form a United Amerikas, is by breaking uup the USoA?

VC's picture

If you say so Stephen, I couldn`t possibly comment. :)

VC's picture

Comment on what....your unrealistic HOPE?

JC3's picture

Hey antileft I luv ya but you're a bit of an idiot. What on earth makes you think I'm a yank. I tend to agree with Carl Jones when he wrote "your Espanol is ... better than your ... social skills". It's a shame cos I reckon we coulda been mates. Oh well.

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