The fan - Hunter Davies sees full-frontal nudity in Scotland

We've seen full-frontal nudity in Scotland, but Wilfred has disappeared

What do you think of it so far, this half-season we have seen? Time for the midterm reports.

Team of the season. Obviously Chelsea. There has never been, in the history of our football, an injection of new money on such a scale. It's worked, so far. But they have to win the Premiership. Otherwise, at every ground next season, they'll be hearing the same chant: "Warrawasteamoney."

League of the season. The Premiership, of course, because something unusual has happened. At the top, it's a three-horse race, which is good, but Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea are so far ahead, even now, that they don't have to look over their shoulders. They are in a league of their own.

We then have a middling league, led by Liverpool and Newcastle, a group of seven clubs who won't be relegated, but won't be in the top three. They are fighting it out, desperately, for the honour and glory of finishing fourth. The third league within the league is the rubbish league: ten clubs, any three of which could well go down. Spurs are ending this half-season as head of the rubbish league. So jolly well done. But I don't expect them to stay there. Too flattering.

Disappointments of the season. Wayne Rooney, alas, has not made such progress as last season. Are fame and wealth distracting him? Is Wayne on the wane? Emile Heskey has been disappointing, but we're used to that. Titus Bramble is beginning to look a total wally. Ronaldo at Man Utd has been revealed as a mere poseur. If he does one more step-over, I'll scream.

Good news of the season. Frank Lampard at Chelsea has grown in the game. Shearer continues to confound those who wrote him off. Scott Parker of Charlton has done good, but I still can't see him in England's midfield. Becks, as a virgin in Spain, has been excellent. But this half-season's winner is Thierry Henry. Arsenal might as well pack up if he gets injured.

Cliches of the season. "Overcooked" has had many outings, all of them unnecessary. All it means is "over-hit". But the winner is Peter Drury. Commentating on an Arsenal game, he came out with the old classic about a player "throwing a right foot at the ball". I hadn't heard it for a while and, for a moment, I was looking down the pitch, trying to see who was missing a foot.

Most puzzlingly pedantic phrase. This was uttered by Barry Davies, when he said: "And even more he."

Can you possibly guess what he meant by it? Take it slowly. The context was the Wales-Russia game, where you'll remember that poor old Wales got stuffed and therefore won't be going to Portugal. Barry had said of one Welsh player: "He came with such hopes." Then he noticed Ryan Giggs and added: "And even more he." See, it did make sense.

Names of the season. My favourite name is XAVI, who plays for Barcelona. When I first saw his shirt, I thought, hmm, is that his name or his number in Latin.

Names you no longer see. Wilfred has disappeared. Wilfreds were at their peak in the 1935-36 season, when 20 of them played in the Football League. I can't think of one in recent years, not since Wilf Rostron of Arsenal and Watford in the 1970s.

Boring sights. Players kissing the club badge on their shirt. So affected. And bizarre. Such as Robbie Fowler kissing his Man City badge. He should be kissing Leeds Utd's. They are still paying him £500,000 a season.

Horror sight. Two weeks ago in the Partick Thistle-Celtic game, there was a scene of total, full-frontal nudity when a Thistle player got his shirt pulled to one side by a Celtic player in such a way that it revealed he was wearing neither underpants nor a jockstrap, thus exposing his full tackle. It did at least prove one of Big Ron's old sayings - it is a man's game.

Chant of the season. In the Southampton-Portsmouth derby, a new event this season, both sets of fans were shouting: "One team in Hampshire, there's only one team in Hampshire." I can't explain why, but it did make me smile. I'm also smiling because I'm off on my summer hols to the West Indies. See you in the New Year. Cheers.

Hunter Davies is a journalist, broadcaster and profilic author perhaps best known for writing about the Beatles. He is an ardent Tottenham fan and writes a regular column on football for the New Statesman.

This article first appeared in the 15 December 2003 issue of the New Statesman, Blessed are the peacemakers (and probably Norwegians)

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What's to be done about racial inequality?

David Cameron's words on equal opportunities are to be welcomed - now for some action, says Sunder Katwala.

David Cameron made the strongest, clearest and most high profile statement about ethnic inequalities and the need to tackle discrimination ever yet offered by a British Prime Minister in his leader’s speech to the Conservative Party conference in Manchester.
“Picture this. You’ve graduated with a good degree. You send out your CV far and wide. But you get rejection after rejection. What’s wrong? It’s not the qualifications or the previous experience. It’s just two words at the top: first name, surname. Do you know that in our country today: even if they have exactly the same qualifications, people with white-sounding names are nearly twice as likely to get call backs for jobs than people with ethnic-sounding names? … That, in 21st century Britain, is disgraceful. We can talk all we want about opportunity, but it’s meaningless unless people are really judged equally”, said Cameron.
While the proof of the pudding will be in the eating, this was a powerfully argued Prime Ministerial intervention – and a particularly well-timed one, for three reasons.

Firstly, the Prime Minister was able to root his case in an all-but-universally accepted appeal for equal opportunities. It will always prove more difficult in practice to put political energy and resources behind efforts to remedy discrimination against a minority of the population unless a convincing fairness case is made that values cherished across our whole society are at stake. Cameron’s argument, that any party which tells itself that it is the party of the ‘fair chance’ and ‘the equal shot’ must have a response when there is such clear evidence of discrimination, should prove persuasive to a Conservative Party that has not seen race inequalities as its natural territory. Cameron argued that the same principles should animate responses to discrimination when it comes to race, gender and social class. Put like that, wanting job interviews to be fair – by eradicating conscious and unconscious patterns of bias wherever possible – would strike most Britons as offering as clear a case of the values of fair play as wanting the best baker to win the Great British Bake-Off on television.
Secondly, Cameron’s intervention comes at a potential "tipping point" moment for fair opportunities across ethnic groups. Traditionally, ethnic discrimination has been discussed primarily through the lens of its impact on the most marginalised. Certainly, persistent gaps in the criminal justice system, mental health provision and unemployment rates remain stark for some minority groups. What has been less noticed is the emergence of a much more complex pattern of opportunity and disadvantage – not least as a consequence of significant ethnic minority progress.

Most strikingly of all, in educational outcomes, historic attainment gaps between ethnic minorities and their white British peers have disappeared over the last decade. In the aggregate, ethnic minorities get better GCSE results on average. Ethnic minority Britons are more likely, not less likely, to be university graduates than their fellow citizens. 

As a result of that progress, Cameron’s intervention comes at a moment of significant potential – but significant risk too. Britain’s ethnic minorities are the youngest and fastest-growing sections of British society. If that educational progress translates into economic success, it will make a significant contribution to the "Great British Take-Off" that the Prime Minister envisions. But if that does not happen, with educational convergence combined with current ‘ethnic penalties’ in employment and income persisting, then that potential could well curdle into frustration that the British promise of equal opportunities is not being kept.  Cameron also mirrored his own language in committing himself to both a ‘fight against extremism’ and a ‘fight against discrimination’: while those are distinct challenges and causes, actively pursuing both tracks simultaneously has the potential, at least, depolarise some debates about responses to extremism  - and so to help deepen the broad social coalitions we need for a more cohesive society too.

Thirdly, Cameron’s challenge could mark an important deepening in the political competition between the major parties on race issues. Many have been struck by the increase in political attention on the centre-right to race issues over the last five to ten years. The focus has been on the politics of representation. By increasing the number of non-white Conservative MPs from two to seventeen since 2005, Cameron has sent a powerful signal that Labour’s traditional claim to be ‘the party of ethnic minorities’ would now be contested. Cameron was again able to celebrate in Manchester several ways in which his Cabinet and Parliamentary benches demonstrate many successful journeys of migrant and minority integration in British society. That might perhaps help to ease the fears, about integration being impossible in an era of higher immigration, which the Home Secretary had articulated the previous day.

So symbolism can matter. But facial diversity is not enough. The politics of ethnic minority opportunity needs to be about more than visits to gurdwaras, diversity nights at the party conference fringes and unveiling statues of Mahatma Gandhi in Parliament Square. Jeremy Corbyn’s first speech as Labour leader did include one brief celebratory reference to Britain’s ethnic diversity – “as I travelled the country during the leadership campaign it was wonderful to see the diversity of all the people in our country” – and to Labour bringing in more black, Asian and ethnic minority members - but it did not include any substantial content on discrimination. Tim Farron acknowledged during his leadership campaign that the Liberal Democrats have struggled to get to the starting-line on race and diversity at all. The opposition parties too will no doubt now be challenged to match not just the Prime Minister’s rhetorical commitment to challenging inequalities but also to propose how it could be done in practice.

Non-white Britons expect substance, not just symbolism from all of the parties on race inequalites.  Survation’s large survey of ethnic minority voters for British Future showed the Conservatives winning more ethnic minority support than ever before – but just 29 per cent of non-white respondents were confident that the Conservatives are committed to treating people of every ethnic background equally, while 54 per cent said this of Labour. Respondents were twice as likely to say that the Conservatives needto do more to reach out – and the Prime Minister would seem to be committed to showing that he has got that message.  Moreover, there is evidence that ethnic inclusion could be important in broadening a party’s appeal to other younger, urban and more liberal white voters too – which is why it made sense for this issue to form part of a broader attempt by David Cameron to colonise the broad centre of British politics in his Manchester speech.

But the case for caution is that there has been limited policy attention to ethnic inequalities under the last two governments. Restaurateur Iqbal Wahhab decided to give up his role chairing an ethnic minority taskforce for successive governments, unconvinced there was a political commitment to do much more than convene a talking shop. Lib Dem equalities minister Lynne Featherstone did push the CV discrimination issue – but many Conservatives were sceptical. Cameron’s new commitment may face similar challenges from those whose instinct is to worry that more attention to discrimination or bias in the jobs market will mean more red tape for business.

Labour had a separate race inequalities manifesto in 2015, outside of its main election manifesto, while the Conservative manifesto did not contain significant commitments to racial inequality. The mid-campaign launch in Croydon of a series of race equality pledges showed an increasing awareness of the growing importance of ethnic minority votes - though the fact that they all involved aiming for increases of 20 per cent by 2020 gave them a slightly back-of-the-envelope feel. 

Prime Ministerial commitments have an important agenda-setting function. A generation ago the Stephen Lawrence case opened the eyes of middle England to racist violence and police failures, particularly through the Daily Mail’s persistent challenging of those injustices. A Conservative Prime Minister’s words could similarly make a big difference in the mainstreaming of the issue of inequalities of opportunity. What action should follow words? Between now and next year’s party conference season, that must will now be the test for this Conservative government – and for their political opponents too. 

Sunder Katwala is director of British Future and former general secretary of the Fabian Society.