This England

The dean [of York] said that the debate might also conclude that the pain caused by charging would outweigh the financial advantages, although any scheme would probably allow exemptions for those wishing to visit purely for services or prayer. - Guardian (Imogen Forster)

A Hartlepool woman has complained to trading standards about a male stripper, Six-pack Steve. "His ad said he went all the way but he only stripped down to his G-string," said Brenda. "My daughter had to practically undress him." - Independent (Linda McGowan)

A woman sat beside her boyfriend, watching the TV soap Neighbours, without realising he was dead, St Pancras Coroner's Court heard on Tuesday. - Camden New Journal (Sue May)

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