I'll scratch your eyes out

Just because Julie Burchill once mistakenly said that Hunter Davies has a moustache, he seems compelled to expose the bitter old bitch (12 November). I suggest that he keeps this element of his personality better concealed in future.

Keren Suchecki
Bristol

This article first appeared in the 19 November 2001 issue of the New Statesman, And now the trouble really begins