Bottoms up

Your leader on anal sex (3 September) fails to mention that The Archers is currently staging a rerun of Lady Chatterley in the shape of the organic farmer Helen Archer - part of the Archer dynasty - falling for the gamekeeper, Greg Turner. Will there be anal sex in Ambridge? And if so, will the BBC broadcast it?

Keith Flett
London N17

This article first appeared in The New Statesman Essay - The love of a robot

2001-09-10