This England

In [our] April issue we carried a photograph with the caption "Fat Tarts" Dance. We accept that the import of the caption was unwarranted and caused offence to some of the persons in that photograph. - Meridian Line (Imogen Forster)

I like to talk during films. I've paid my money to enjoy myself - why should people stop me? - Letter in the London Metro (Ron Rubin)

Following our story of motorists who intimidate and verbally abuse a Beccles school-crossing lady comes the news that Norwich is the traffic warden rage capital of East Anglia. - Eastern Daily Press (John Garrett)

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This article first appeared in Why Brown should hold his nerve

2000-10-23