Spies R Us

<em>More and more spies were discovered. A partly decomposed Huntley and Palmer's biscuit from Capt

Oates was a spy.

The snow was his whistleblower,

covered his tracks.

I would just like to say

that I am the biscuit

who came in from the cold war.

When it came to the crunch,

I was too hard

for the general public to swallow.

Blake, Trilby, Huntley, Palmer:

I am old and forgetful,

but I sold my secrets to the Pole.

Since 1912, I have been

Professor of Dunking at the

University of Crumble.

I have lived from hand to mouth,

eluding the Circus berks.

They were on the wrong tack.