Are you craving a whiff of adventure?
The whips will whip round with a stash.
There's free weed for every backbencher,
While the cabinet's making a hash.
Take deep breaths, you'll find it relaxing;
Inhale our new policy kif.
If your work seems a little too taxing,
Just suck on a Downing Street spliff.
Never mind PFI - keep your chin up:
Your pager's been junked for a joint.
When Robin has offered to skin up,
Why argue, man? What is the point?
Stay cool. No, you'll never be busted
By a firm parliamentary bobby.
Blow smoke-rings. We know you'll be trusted
To wander, half-stoned, through the lobby.