"You're being ridiculous".
A blunt response.
The papal raging bull.
"Let it be known, like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the upcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is. But did that stop Margaret Thatcher from saving the Falkland Islands? No."
The media mogul says the world's 1.4 billion Muslims are "responsible" for the massacre of Charlie Hebdo's staff because they have not rooted out the "jihadist cancer".
Former Tory MP believes strongly that "his" work should be celebrated.
"Neo-Aristotelian, Whig radical".
Takes it in better humour than John Prescott getting hit with an egg.
Here are those ministerials statements they hoped you wouldn't notice. Kind of.
We break down the runners and riders to be the next Guardian editor, as Alan Rusbridger announces his resignation after 20 years.
Longstanding head stands down.
This is politics, Britain. You're welcome to it.
Wall of shame.
The Band Aid participants have done a behind-the-scenes video, in which they get helicoptered to lunch at PR guru Matthew Freud's enormous mansion, which has "strawberries - everything".
MP I O U.
Absolutely no downside here, nooooooooooo.
No, but really, though: what about the men?
The Christmas advert contest has had an unexpectedly emotional new entrant.
As the media spotlight turns on the Vine star, ITV2 faces calls to drop his show.
Confusing as ABC.
"What about Scotland?"
The problem with using idioms to look clever is you look even worse if you get it wrong.
That joke isn't funny any more.
The Independent discovers Ukip exploiting the Rotherham grooming scandal for political purposes. But it allowed Nigel Farage to do just that in his column.
The PM refuses to pose wearing a "This is what a feminist looks like" t-shirt for ELLE magazine.
"Rotherham is worse than a calypso".