The Sun brings back Page 3, in spite of reports it had been dropped. Photo: Getty
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The Sun mocks journalists with topless women in a return of Page 3

Reverse ferret.

This week, there was cause for celebration among No More Page 3 campaigners – and, y’know, any other human beings who want to live in a society where the national newspapers use their pages for writing the news rather than fundamentally undermining the battle for the equality of the sexes – as it appeared Page 3 had been scrapped.

The tabloid’s sister paper, the Times, ran a report about the paper quietly dropping the feature – a story that many confirmed with the fact that the Sun had not printed pictures of topless women in its Monday and Tuesday editions this week.

However, in the media equivalent of a “drunken letchy uncle at a wedding who doesn’t get the message”, as put wonderfully by the MP Stella Creasy, the Sun has today run a joke “apology” and printed a picture of a topless woman on Page 3. She appears under the header “Clarifications and Corrections”. The front page boasts that the paper has had "a mammary lapse". There are likely to be angry faces in the Murdoch press pen today, as it's clear the Sun has screwed over its neighbouring broadsheet, the Times, in its stunt to debunk the news story.

Here is the paper’s “apology”:

One of the classiest elements of this reverse ferret is the Sun’s PR man, Dylan Sharpe, mocking journalists and politicians online with a picture of today’s Page 3 subject:

It doesn’t really scream the Sun’s message that Page 3 is a “celebration of women”, when one wearing no clothes is being used online as ammunition for putting other women in their place.

I'm a mole, innit.

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The section on climate change has already disappeared from the White House website

As soon as Trump was president, the page on climate change started showing an error message.

Melting sea ice, sad photographs of polar bears, scientists' warnings on the Guardian homepage. . . these days, it's hard to avoid the question of climate change. This mole's anxiety levels are rising faster than the sea (and that, unfortunately, is saying something).

But there is one place you can go for a bit of respite: the White House website.

Now that Donald Trump is president of the United States, we can all scroll through the online home of the highest office in the land without any niggling worries about that troublesome old man-made existential threat. That's because the minute that Trump finished his inauguration speech, the White House website's page about climate change went offline.

Here's what the page looked like on January 1st:

And here's what it looks like now that Donald Trump is president:

The perfect summary of Trump's attitude to global warming.

Now, the only references to climate on the website is Trump's promise to repeal "burdensome regulations on our energy industry", such as, er. . . the Climate Action Plan.

This mole tries to avoid dramatics, but really: are we all doomed?

I'm a mole, innit.