As this excellent tweet puts it, the Daily Express has filled its front page with celebrities who are themselves the product of immigration, while at the same time advocating a ban on "new migrants".
Dear Express: Helen Mirren's dad was a Russian immigrant, Cowell's grandmother was polish & Cliff was born in India pic.twitter.com/UmLhEjgpwe
— Marc Burrows (@20thcenturymarc) February 17, 2014
This mole wonders: if new migrants are banned, who will the Daily Express put on its splashes in the future?
Actually, we already know the answer to that question.