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The glass net.
Honestly, it could be anything.
Despite the fact that it's 2015, the new make-up of the House of Commons' culture, media and sport select committee is entirely white men.
On the hottest day of the year, the Guardian servers went into meltdown. Follow our timeline of key events below.
It's a Yes or Not Accepted question.
"Hmmm not exactly."
"You can't be fired from your own mind."
Clash of the Twitans.
But they failed to broadcast it.
First Ministerial Funnies.
The creator of Cool Ed Miliband is admonished on lunchtime TV for swearing about how great the Labour leader was.
Labour leadership candidate Andy Burnham's sign-off on a letter to Prince Charles, which he wrote while Health Secretary, may seem obsequious, but it's nothing personal.
Progressive politics, huh.
Election, resignation, self-deprecation.
Move aside, Sarah Marshall.
Tiny bigoted Vines.
Irish people are travelling from all over the world to vote.
“When we knock on people’s doors, I want people to know we are on their side – on the side of the workers, that we are the workers,” said the MP for Harlow.
"The returning officer deemed it a valid vote".
The Hoff approves your sausage-fest in a new site dedicated to all the times conference organisers forgot that 51 per cent of the population exists and might have something to contribute.
Norman Smith accidentally unleashes the C-Bomb on Nigel Farage while describing the problem with his "personality cult".
But what's the Patagonian Toothfish got to do with it?
"Why are you not willing to say whether or not you believe something?"
"If anyone knows who this guy is please let him know he's now the MP for Tottenham. . ."