“Right, what – what we’re looking at, in terms of the figures here um – what we need to do is actually [silence] er… we’re looking at a total spend of 2. 7 [pause] billion…”
The paper’s chief political commentator has departed.
It must be nice to be able to afford to pay for something for three years without noticing.
Apologises for tweets sent “in haste” about being “ushered” out of mosque, contrary to CCTV footage.
The Great White Male rears his head again.
Irony fail at Ukip headquarters.
The staff at the Guardian get a chance to vote on who they think the next editor should be. But how can they do that when they don't know who all the candidates are?
"Shame on the supine male leaders of the West".
"Thank you Dr".
How to have the hottest take on the biggest media story of the day.
"You're being ridiculous".
A blunt response.
The papal raging bull.
"Let it be known, like many of the parliamentary hopefuls in the upcoming election, I have no idea where South Thanet is. But did that stop Margaret Thatcher from saving the Falkland Islands? No."
The media mogul says the world's 1.4 billion Muslims are "responsible" for the massacre of Charlie Hebdo's staff because they have not rooted out the "jihadist cancer".
Former Tory MP believes strongly that "his" work should be celebrated.
"Neo-Aristotelian, Whig radical".
Takes it in better humour than John Prescott getting hit with an egg.
Here are those ministerials statements they hoped you wouldn't notice. Kind of.
We break down the runners and riders to be the next Guardian editor, as Alan Rusbridger announces his resignation after 20 years.
Longstanding head stands down.