David Cameron urged his audience to support West Ham - but he supports a different team in similar colours.
According to the Telegraph, Ukip are reportedly winning "the Google election". But what other fictional elections could produce a landslide result?
"I don’t have the figures in my head."
Hell hath no fury like a lobby correspondent denied access to a press conference.
The Conservative MP Grant Shapps has been accused of editing his rivals’ Wikipedia pages, but such stories are not new.
Students have created an Ed Miliband fandom, where they praise the leader's government policies, leadership potential - and soulful brown eyes.
Wikipedia has suspended a user account which it claims has been engaged in "sock puppetry", improving Grant Shapps' biography and editing those of Conservative cabinet ministers.
Boom and bump.
“You ok, hun?”
"That is a good philosophy for politics!"
Weaver & Dodge Tax Consultants.
Ed Miliband's transformation from punchline into rockstar Prime Minister is almost complete.
Talk to the hand.
All that glitters is not gold standard.
If you can't trust Ukip's posed manifesto photos, who can you trust?
A clash of swords.
Cupcakes and campaigning.
Shock scandal in Bristol.
Planning minister scores a solid own goal.
It's about two minutes too long, this Green party political broadcast.
But she’s a Conservative minister! This mole is confused.
Bradford West candidate George Galloway suggested he would have Bradford Brewery investigated after its Twitter account asked him if he was "still a thing"
What's happened to Ed Miliband?
Always, always double-check before publishing.
LOL, yes? No.
(Except David Cameron, who's just pleased to have created this unholy mess.)