The Band Aid participants have done a behind-the-scenes video, in which they get helicoptered to lunch at PR guru Matthew Freud's enormous mansion, which has "strawberries - everything".
MP I O U.
Absolutely no downside here, nooooooooooo.
No, but really, though: what about the men?
The Christmas advert contest has had an unexpectedly emotional new entrant.
As the media spotlight turns on the Vine star, ITV2 faces calls to drop his show.
Confusing as ABC.
"What about Scotland?"
The problem with using idioms to look clever is you look even worse if you get it wrong.
That joke isn't funny any more.
The Independent discovers Ukip exploiting the Rotherham grooming scandal for political purposes. But it allowed Nigel Farage to do just that in his column.
The PM refuses to pose wearing a "This is what a feminist looks like" t-shirt for ELLE magazine.
"Rotherham is worse than a calypso".
"Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you."
A Radio 1 DJ behind the mock-Carribean anthem championing Ukip sees the error of his ways. Though any offence was obviously "unintentional".
It’s exactly as bad as you are imagining.
There is no satisfactory answer to that question.
The artist was on the Today show this morning.
It isn’t just the hackers who stole her personal photos who are to blame, the actress says.
"No, I am your prospective elected representative."
Read more carefully before you click, Matt.
Could paper tax discs be the new "proper larger size and design" of British passports for Ukip?
If there's one thing a Conservative loves, it's a brick. Or maybe a bit of scaffolding.
It’s an easy mistake to make. . .
The best argument for fact-checking things people tell you on the internet that you'll ever see.
The one-man outrage machine moves to his most worthy target yet: himself.
Patriotism being bandied about.
The former Newsnight host will be in the chair for Channel 4 on election night 2015.
Um. Like a cat?
Shouting really loudly in a Scottish accent =/= Gordon Brown.