Irish people are travelling from all over the world to vote.
“When we knock on people’s doors, I want people to know we are on their side – on the side of the workers, that we are the workers,” said the MP for Harlow.
"The returning officer deemed it a valid vote".
The Hoff approves your sausage-fest in a new site dedicated to all the times conference organisers forgot that 51 per cent of the population exists and might have something to contribute.
Norman Smith accidentally unleashes the C-Bomb on Nigel Farage while describing the problem with his "personality cult".
But what's the Patagonian Toothfish got to do with it?
"Why are you not willing to say whether or not you believe something?"
"If anyone knows who this guy is please let him know he's now the MP for Tottenham. . ."
He's not crying. It's just raining on his face.
Smug, sombre, and sweet.
A small silver lining - the BNP's national vote has utterly collapsed.
Bacon and Cleggs.
Mini Mili versus Dinky Dave.
What happened to hardworking people?
There's vomit on his fleece already.
The comedian, who had previously encouraged people not to vote, has endorsed a Labour victory in the election.
Who needs a pledge card or a pledge mug, when you can have a pledge rock? Ed Miliband has had Labour's promises carved on to an 8ft 6in monument.
The comedian has released a teaster trailer, suggesting there is more to his Ed Miliband interview.
Are the Scottish nationalists "saboteurs" or Scotland's best hope? It depends which edition of the Sun you buy.
"I haven't got the figure off the top of my head."
“AARGH...why can't you just use Twitter for automated retweets like a normal politician?”
The Prime Minister clearly has plenty of time for celebs – including Katie Hopkins and Jeremy Clarkson.
Too good to be Trews?
We really need a macro for putting "Seriously?" in the standfirst.