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  <description><![CDATA[Will Self is the author of seven novels, six collections of stories and five collections of non-fiction. His most recent novel is The Butt. He writes the Madness of Crowds column for the New Statesman as well as the Real Meals column. 
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   <title><![CDATA[Attack of the one-foot sandwich]]></title>
   <link>http://www.newstatesman.com/food/2009/11/subway-sandwich-bread-chain</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:41:38 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[We’re all with the brand]]></title>
   <link>http://www.newstatesman.com/society/2009/11/aspen-brands-world-believe</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:52:17 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>What is it with brands - why do we invest these shopworn icons with such reverence?</em></p>

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   <title><![CDATA[A double-shot of sanctimony]]></title>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:43:16 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>Starbucks coffee is so bad I'll happily walk several blocks just to avoid drinking the stuff</em></p>

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   <title><![CDATA[Where the Wilde things are]]></title>
   <link>http://www.newstatesman.com/society/2009/11/oscar-wilde-grave-fans</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:55:47 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>The desecration of Oscar Wilde's grave by his "fans" is criminally vulgar</em></p>

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   <title><![CDATA[Tikka chance on ghee]]></title>
   <link>http://www.newstatesman.com/food/2009/11/mirchi-ctm-indian-tikka</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:51:49 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
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   <title><![CDATA[Your call is not important to us]]></title>
   <link>http://www.newstatesman.com/society/2009/10/mobile-phone-public</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:48:58 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>The inconsiderate use of mobile phones is a form of collective madness</em></p>

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   <title><![CDATA[More cluck for your buck]]></title>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:38:24 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>A visit to KFC: how can anything that tastes this awful be quite so popular?</em></p>

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   <title><![CDATA[To be honest, it’s totally random]]></title>
   <link>http://www.newstatesman.com/society/2009/10/random-mackay-phrase-masses</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:46:12 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>The lexicon that grips the masses</em></p>

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   <title><![CDATA[I'm leavin' it]]></title>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:13:02 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>Walking into the McDonald's on Oxford Street made me feel like Rip Van Winkle</em></p>

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   <title><![CDATA[The psychopath is in the detail]]></title>
   <link>http://www.newstatesman.com/environment/2009/09/british-wood-climate</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:50:59 GMT</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Will Self</dc:creator>
  
  <description><![CDATA[<p><em>British architects have been gripped by wood mania</em></p>

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