New Statesman - <![CDATA[John Hegley]]> http://www.newstatesman.com/writers/john_hegley en <![CDATA[Upside-down umbrellas and hard-boiled mice]]> http://www.newstatesman.com/life-and-society/2007/07/audience-luton-feed-women-dogs http://www.newstatesman.com/life-and-society/2007/07/audience-luton-feed-women-dogs Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:00:00 GMT John Hegley What's the difference between dogs and deckchairs? Should I feed a hungry audience? And does wearing women's knickers help Luton's footballers score?

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