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Shazia�s week

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:00:10 GMT

As the curtain rose, everyone was sobbing. I�ve never seen so many people crying at a musical

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:12:09 GMT

There�s no one more British than me: I own a Union Jack bikini. It doesn�t fit but I still wear it down the high street

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 28 May 2009 13:10:28 GMT

Hay-on-Wye? More like Hair-on-Wye, with more grey bouffants than you�d see at an Einstein lookalike contest

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 14 May 2009 10:02:25 GMT

Mum asks the TV psychic questions live on air as Dad watches the show and takes notes

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:21:27 GMT

�Don�t worry,� the organiser said. �The crowd are very PC.� I couldn�t have been more scared

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:15:33 GMT

Me and Madonna, shopping for cauliflowers in Crouch End

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:47:35 GMT

Is there no door policy at the House of Commons? We need some burly bouncers to keep out drunken MPs

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:48:19 GMT

Here in the US, there are just two issues that matter: the economic crisis and Octomom

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:49:45 GMT

For my mother, the only thing worse than having a daughter is having a funny one

Shazia Mirza — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:29:07 GMT

Snow makes people do odd things. Suddenly, it's OK to start walking in the middle of the road