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Julian's last week

Julian Clary — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:23:36 GMT

I shall miss the perks of writing for the NS: the drinks tab at Chinawhite and the company Bentley...

I'm not Michael Barrymore

Julian Clary — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:11:59 GMT

Fresh air, banter with the lads, brick dust under my nails. Now that's what I call job satisfaction ... but then I had the terrible realisation that they�d mistaken me for Michael Barrymore

As with rugby, it's not the winning that counts, it's the communal showers afterwards

Julian Clary — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:28:48 GMT

It may be true that chickens are stupid, but they could still pass a couple of A-levels

Julian's week

Julian Clary — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:21:28 GMT

I don't know why, but I suspect most New Statesman readers live in the inner city and share their bathwater

One stinking dog

Julian Clary — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:18:40 GMT

The supermarket buyers suggest another title for my second novel � The Devil Wears Bifocals

A pregnant psychic

Julian Clary — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:18:50 GMT

My book tour began to look up when I found myself being probed by Natasha Kaplinsky. I�ve got a thing about women who are expecting. I come over all Stonehenge

From Mugabe to Cartier

Julian Clary — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:24:21 GMT

Our over-analytical brains are a curse - mine led me from Robert Mugabe to a Cartier Tank ring

A window-rattling belch

Julian Clary — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:20:20 GMT

Not even a Jaffa Cake and two Nurofen could make me feel better. It was time to call for an ambulance

Julian's week

Julian Clary — Thu, 29 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Living in the country, I am fighting the urge to become a recluse. I think it's a losing battle.

Julian�s week

Julian Clary — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT

I�ve already named my fantasy children. But are sequins appropriate for a parents� evening?