Landmark pork deal between UK and China.

China agrees £50m trade deal with UK.

The UK will be able to start exporting pig meat to China, the world's biggest pork market, under a new £50m trade deal.

The ailing UK industry is to start exporting trotters, offal and other parts of the pig that are popular in China but less so in Britain.

The deal has been five years in the making, and talks over lamb and beef are expected to begin soon.

British pig farmers and adjacent industries have been struggling amid constraints by retailers who are trying to push prices lower. The size of the industry has halved in the last 10 years.

Chinese famers can sell pigs for twice as much as British farmers, partly because the "fifth quarter" - the tail, ears and trotters - are eaten, partly because pork is much more popular in China, and partly because the supermarkets have not yet started to squeeze Chinese food producers.

China consumes half the world's pig meat, and demand is growing. It is likely that China will not be able to produce its own supplies in the future.

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A man who accused a gay donkey of trying to rape his horse runs for Ukip leader

Another high-quality candidate.

John Rees-Evans, the Ukip candidate for Cardiff South and Penarth in the 2015 general election, is the latest to enter the Ukip leadership contest. And just as your mole thought bigotbait factory Breitbart’s Raheem Kassam was the fruitiest character in the running.

Rees-Evans, a Wales-based Ukipper who used to be in the army, is best-known for a bizarre story he told protesters outside his office in 2014. In which he accused a gay donkey of trying to rape his horse.

Having been asked to respond to a comment by a fellow party member – Julia Gasper – claiming “some homosexuals prefer sex with animals”, Rees-Evans replied:

“Actually, I’ve witnessed that. Yes! I was personally quite amazed. I’ve got a horse and it was there in the field. My horse is a stallion, right. And a donkey came up, which was male, and I’m afraid tried to rape my horse . . .

“So in this case, it’s obviously correct because the homosexual donkey tried to with an animal. But I don’t think that’s what it meant, it’s just a bizarre coincidence.”

Since making his bid for Ukip’s leadership, Rees-Evans has had to take back his controversial claim about the gay donkey on the BBC’s Daily Politics.

He said:

“It was a bit of playful banter with a mischievous activist, OK? . . . I concede it was a mistake to be playful with an activist in the street. The point is I’m not a politician. The guy was just asking me questions in the street. It was an error of judgement. I was very early coming into politics and I’m sorry if I offended anyone by doing that but please can we move on?”


Rees-Evans also made headlines by telling VICE that he persuaded IKEA staff to let him take a gun into a branch of IKEA in Bulgaria last year to protect him in the event of a terrorist siege.

Your mole thinks Nigel Farage is beginning to look like Abraham Lincoln.

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