Digging for dirt

Television

In Paradise Lost Milton was of the devil's party without knowing it. Channel 4's enthralling The Real Rupert Murdoch (Saturday, 21 November, 9pm) signed up to same closed list. Charisma fizzed off Murdoch like the glare from the braid on a portrait of Elizabeth I. The programme made its objections but they smashed like moths against the wattage he was generating. His reply to every qualm was a version of Lambert Le Roux's speech in the newspaper satire of Pravda: "What I do is a natural thing . . . animals, birds, plants, they fucking well get on with it and don't stand about complaining all the time." The soliloquy always, as I recall, got a round of applause.

Like most modern biography, The Real . . . specialises in debunking, but this episode bunked like mad, even coming up with the interesting suggestion that Murdoch's assault on Fleet Street was belated revenge for the British incompetence at Gallipoli as witnessed by his father, Keith. From Keith's father, Patrick, the general moderator of the Presbyterian Church in Australia, could be traced Rupe's Puritan work ethic (if not his tittish bratloids). From his maternal grandfather, a wool trader and obsessive gambler, came the risk-taker who would stake the company on the throws of the dice at Wapping and Sky. The bad news was that he inherited not a single gene from his nice, respectable mother who, when interviewed, could not bring herself to recall the title of the News of the World.

One by one, The Real Rupert Murdoch presented the small fish her shark-like son had devoured. First to be spat out was his good friend the editor of the Adelaide News, who had criticised the Australian prime minister Sir Robert Menzies at the time when Murdoch was trying to win a monopoly television franchise in the city. Sir William Carr, proprietor of the vulnerable News of the World, was dead within months of his Australian white knight betraying his promise not to mount a takeover. Frank Giles, short-lived editor of the Sunday Times, admitted he had been forced to lie to his staff about why he was firing a number of senior executives. He was soon sacked himself - or, rather, "promoted" to editor emeritus. (The rumour was that he asked Murdoch what the title meant, and was told: " 'E' means you're out and 'meritus' means you deserved it.")

But whether Murdoch is an especially unpleasant tycoon is almost beside the point. Never mind evil, any empire the size of Murdoch's will be an enemy of the integrity of its component parts. So Star TV in Asia is forced to stop broadcasting the BBC World News for fear it upsets News Corp's progress into Beijing. HarperCollins for similar reasons junks Chris Patten's book on Hong Kong. The Times publishes a ludicrous supplement promoting the release of Fox's Titanic video.

In the programme's crowning scoop, a rare interview with Murdoch himself, the blond, svelte, freshly mistressed tycoon promoted himself as a buccaneering challenger of the establishment. But it is the establishment that now cowers before him. The Dirty Digger told an early Australian television interviewer that there was only one answer to the question whether he enjoyed power and it was "Yes". His enjoyment was vicariously exciting to watch.

Four episodes in, Nurse (BBC2, Wednesday, 9pm) is proving a work of integrity by its director, Jenny Abbott, who spent four years following eight trainee nurses. Her beautifully composed shots and her subjects' seeming mindfulness of the camera point to the difference between serious fly-on-the-wall documentary and docu-soap. Where the programme disappoints is, let's be candid, the nurses. Their serious young faces simply do not excite the screen in the way that Molly Dineen's rail-defluffers and aviary-keepers did.

The programme takes the uncontroversial view that student nurses are the ultimate victims of the NHS system, underpaid and overworked. We see them living off tins of tomatoes, pulling their jumpers over their eyes at an autopsy, dissolving in tears at the birth of a child, falling into debt. The Pakistani student this week submitted to an arranged marriage. Another accidentally fell pregnant. One of the young men is rendered literally impotent when he tries to donate sperm for cash. The camera panned from Nurse Kerry to Frank, the Alzheimer's patient she was spoon feeding, leaving us to wonder who was the madder to be confined to this existence. Like the worst sort of carer, Abbott's camera is in love with victimhood. There is only so much a viewer can take before he starts quoting Lambert Le Roux.

Andrew Billen is a staff writer on the London "Evening Standard"