For thrills, I would take that exit poll over Judi Dench and Jude Law any day.
The new Poldark looks like a tourist board campaign for Cornwall, only with stagecoaches where there should be surfboards.
It’s as if two sixth formers had watched a few old DVDs – The Dick Emery Show, Rising Damp, the odd episode of Bottom or Alan Partridge – then written down the first thing that came into their heads.
The Zombie PM
The doomed premiership of Theresa May