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Shazia’s week

  • 14 February 2008
  • 2 comments

Britain must be on the verge of sharia law: last night I was introduced on stage as Sharia Mirza

Shazia’s week

  • 31 January 2008

“Oh, it’s nothing to be ashamed of,” said the cleaner, spotting the tray shorts. “We all wear those in Cyprus”

Shazia's week

  • 17 January 2008

With my parents, dishonesty is the best policy. It saves an awful lot of ludicrous explanation

Shazia’s week

  • 03 January 2008

As I hurry to a New Year's gig for 200 gay men, I think of mum in Mecca. It's what she'd have wanted for me

Shazia's week

  • 13 December 2007
  • 1 comment

Corporate Christmas parties are so horrific, it's a relief to be with 500 Germans

Shazia’s week

  • 06 December 2007
  • 2 comments

If I had a teddy bear I would call it Barbara Moses Vishnu Weinstein so everyone would be happy

Shazia’s week

  • 22 November 2007
  • 2 comments

“Thank you, it’s just what I wanted. I’ll watch them with my mum.” The audience clapped in that polite Swedish way

Shazia's week

  • 08 November 2007
  • 1 comment

“You’re not a proper comedian are you?” said the AA man. “Not like Bernard Manning”

Shazia's week

  • 25 October 2007
  • 2 comments

Dying in public is bad - but at least it's better than being shot for being a Brazilian

Shazia's week

  • 11 October 2007

My birthday was pants. Next time I want a donkey and a cake with arson-sized candles

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