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Rory's year on the funny side

  • 19 December 2005

If ever I need cheering up I only have to think of IDS delivering the line: "The quiet man is here to stay . . . and he's turning up the volume." One of the TV channels should broadcast that on a loop as a Christmas treat

Rory's week - Rory Bremner imagines Michael Howard as a witch

  • 05 December 2005

Adair Turner's proposal that those approaching retirement should carry on in their jobs for another two years can't have gone down well at No 11. ("Has anyone told Tony about this?")

Rory's week - Rory Bremner imagines a Blair-Cameron team

  • 28 November 2005

Perhaps the PM should adopt Ariel Sharon's latest wheeze: ditch his recalcitrant party and create another one. David Cameron could make a good partner

Rory's week - Rory Bremner mourns a wise educationalist

  • 21 November 2005

Reality managed to outdo even Ted Wragg's attempts at parody, as when two government departments set up committees to tackle duplication in policy, but didn't tell each other

Rory's week - Rory Bremner can't help agreeing with John Major

  • 14 November 2005

Let's look on the bright side: there are a lot of people in Guantanamo who'd give their eye teeth to get out after 90 days

Rory's week - Rory Bremner thinks about supporting Wigan

  • 07 November 2005

Bans on hunting and smoking are either in force or on their way, much to the chagrin of the beagle population, who now have few pleasures left

Rory's week - Rory Bremner discovers his inner Scot

  • 17 October 2005

I was concerned I was struggling with David Davis's voice. But that's OK, because I won't have to bother now

Rory's week - Rory Bremner remembers Miss Whiplash

  • 10 October 2005

I did find myself warming to Malcolm Rifkind, speaking without notes and with a good joke about Columbus ("if he was a Liberal Democrat he'd have discovered the mid-Atlantic"). If the Tory leader is going to be a joke, he might as well be able to tell one

Rory's week

  • 03 October 2005

Withdrawal timetables are the flavour of the month (Iraq, Gaza, Tony Blair) but Michael Howard's exit strategy is by some margin the most urgent

Rory's week - Rory Bremner is not surprised by Tony's toenails

  • 26 September 2005

If Tony was put out of his misery and released to write the book that will help him pay off his mortgage, it would save Cherie from flogging those toenails on eBay

Afghanistan

Doomed to failure

Two sides of the Coin

Hung parliament

Who would rule?

Doing deals in Downing Street

Interview

Seymour Hersh

The NS Interview: Seymour Hersh

Television

Paradox

Paradox

What if...

The Beatles never formed

What if .... the Beatles had never formed

Will Self

Eats at Subway

Attack of the one-foot sandwich

Iraq war

We want a trial

Iraq, Palin and building bridges

Books of the year

Our selection

Books of the Year: Part I

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