Poem

Da Doo Ron Ronnie

• 14 May 2001

Ronnie Biggs, the Great Train Robber of 1963, has returned home, courtesy of the Sun, which says it will also return Tony Blair to power

Lollipop Lollipop

• 07 May 2001

"I presume they're not inviting me in to have a lollipop" - Lord John Taylor on being summoned to a meeting with the opposition chief whip in the Lords

Pledges

• 30 April 2001

Don't Go Back

• 23 April 2001

Tony Blair is said to be anxious about election adverts depicting William Hague and Michael Portillo as aliens

Ms Erred

• 16 April 2001

False Impressions

• 09 April 2001

Impressionists could be sued, Jesus's "face" was recreated, the election was postponed. With apologies to I'm Not Saying Who

Bush in a China Shop

• 02 April 2001

Mir landed. The Bush administration sees China as the new enemy

Where's The Beef?

• 26 March 2001

Mass culls continued, with pressure applied to delay the election

Oops! You Got Off Again

• 19 March 2001

Peter Mandelson was cleared, and it was proposed that double jeopardy rules be scrapped. With apologies to Britney Spears)

Blairberry Fields

• 12 March 2001

"Let me take you on a journey to a foreign land" - William Hague on life after a second Blair term