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Gas
- 27 November 2000
US suggestions at The Hague to allow the Americans to maintain high industrial emissions included feeding anti-flatulence pills to farmyard animals
Weather Forecast
- 13 November 2000
There was more rain. Chris Woodhead has resigned to write for the Telegraph. William Hague is said to want him to be ennobled. With apologies to Harold Arlen and Ted Koehler
Simply Pinkish
- 06 November 2000
Mick Hucknall of Simply Red ("Stars") has reportedly been asked to come up with a campaign song for Labour
Dare Say
- 30 October 2000
"I dare say some mistakes were made" - Michael Portillo, of rail privatisation
I'm An Old Cowpoke
- 23 October 2000
"We are asking people to be on the lookout for bogus cowboy builders" - Sussex Police, in the wake of the floods. Further cracks in the Cabinet were revealed in memoirs. (With apologies to J Mercer)
Dirty Denmark
- 09 October 2000
Queen: He's fat, and scant of breath. Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows . . . (V.ii)
Good Evenings
- 02 October 2000
ITN will restore News at Ten. Sort of. BBC1 has planned to move its newscasts to the same time
Apocalypse Soonish
- 25 September 2000
The "Apocalypse" art exhibition promises a video that includes penetrative sex (close-ups provided by porn stars). The conference season is upon us
