Class Conscious

Class conscious - Andrew Martin loses a leg to stop a property

• 11 October 2004

When I said I was having my leg off, they stopped talking about house prices

Class conscious - Andrew Martin blows his nose on his handkerchief

• 04 October 2004

I stick a handkerchief in my jacket pocket and think I look aspirational

Class conscious - Andrew Martin has an illogical position on hunting

• 27 September 2004

I don't want fox-hunting banned, because I want to continue to object to it

Class conscious - Andrew Martin fears good writing is becoming elitist

• 20 September 2004

To write well will soon be regarded as a fairly marginal accomplishment

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin advises care when on local radio

• 13 September 2004

He devoted his youth to escaping from his home town. Now he must go back

Class conscious - Andrew Martin can't drink enough at the pub

• 06 September 2004

Take away the pub and you're left with middle-class activities like Italian classes

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin takes a kinder view of caravanning

• 30 August 2004
• 1 comment

I take back (most of) the appalling things I said about caravanners two years ago

Class conscious - Andrew Martin steps on his brown suede shoe

• 23 August 2004

My posh shoes committed suicide, as if knowing that I'm not their rightful owner

Class conscious - Andrew Martin says keep your questions to your self

• 16 August 2004

Don't quote me, but if you feel you must, make sure it's in writing, asks Andrew Martin

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin is beaten at cricket by a six year old

• 09 August 2004

Girls don't need to go to public school to polish up their cricketing technique