Class Conscious

Class conscious - Andrew Martin declines some special offers

• 30 May 2005

I felt like such a miser, asking the barman for my 35p change

Class conscious - Andrew Martin hears of Arsenal's goals by osmosis

• 23 May 2005

As I walk up the Holloway Road, news of Arsenal's goals reaches me by osmosis

Class conscious - Andrew Martin supplies a list of things not to say

• 16 May 2005

Don't do the math, don't talk about the footie, and do not make a difference

Class conscious - Andrew Martin can't get away with the unshaven look

• 09 May 2005

Ideally, today's unshaven look is a double bluff: scruffy but with licence to be so

Class conscious - Andrew Martin is above worrying about his lawn

• 02 May 2005

My lawn is covered in clover and moss, because I am above worrying about it

Life & Society

Class conscious - Andrew Martin

• 25 April 2005

How middle-class do you need to be to join a queue to see Dutch Old Masters?

Class conscious - Andrew Martin denounces "Bohemian Rhapsody"

• 18 April 2005

I've always believed in a hierarchy of rock music. No Meatloaf for me

Class conscious - Andrew Martin

• 11 April 2005

Twelve plastic door wedges for ninety pence? Now, that's a bargain

Class conscious - Andrew Martin recalls his mother's permed hair

• 04 April 2005

Mother was a creature of the Fifties, with permed hair and a skirt guard on her bike

Class conscious - Andrew Martin on carpentry and the middle classes

• 28 March 2005

If you are middle class and want to hang a picture, you had best start with a test nail