Titanic II: "It will be the most safe cruise ship in the world when it launches" - business quote of the day

Still convincing after all these years.

Australian billionaire Clive Palmer has revealed plans to build Titanic II,  a working "full-scale re-creation" of the Titanic, which sank in 1912.

The ship will be made in China and begin carrying passengers in the third quarter of 2016. Using - get this - exact blueprints of the original.

A Blue Line representative told Mashable, "It will be the most safe cruise ship in the world when it launches."

Unsinkable, eh? Sure we've heard that one somewhere before.

This will "definitely not" happen again. Photograph: Getty Images

Martha Gill writes the weekly Irrational Animals column. You can follow her on Twitter here: @Martha_Gill.

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Word of the week: Michellania


Each week The Staggers will pick a new word to describe our uncharted political and socioeconomic territory. 

After brash Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump paraded his family at the national convention, the word of the week is:

Michellania (n)

A speech made of words and phrases gathered from different sources, such as Michelle Obama speeches and Rick Astley lyrics.

Usage: 

"I listened hard, but all I heard was michellania."

"Can you really tell the difference between all this michellania?"

"This michellania - you couldn't make it up."

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