It's a (sigh) Valentine's Day massacre

GDP down worldwide.

Well, everyone agrees today is a Valentine's Day massacre, with growth slashed (or, I suppose, riddled with bullets) worldwide.

  • In Japan, GDP shrunk by 0.1 per cent in the last quarter against expectations of 0.1 per cent growth.
  • In Germany, GDP contracted by 0.6 per cent in the last quarter.
  • In France, it fell by 0.3 per cent over the same period.
  • In Italy, by 0.9 per cent.
  • Portugal declined by 1.8 per cent.
  • In Greece, GDP is reported in comparison with the same quarter in the previous year. The level at the end of Q4 2012 was 6 per cent lower than in Q4 2011.
  • The Eurozone as a whole contracted by 0.6 per cent, worse than expectations of a 0.4 per cent contraction.

That's the worst performance in almost four years for the Eurozone, and an alarming decline on even the post-crisis trend, as this chart from Natixis Asset Management's Philippe Waechter, via Business Insider, shows:


Not a very happy Valentine's day for most of Europe, then.

The valentine's day massacre. Photograph: Getty Images

Alex Hern is a technology reporter for the Guardian. He was formerly staff writer at the New Statesman. You should follow Alex on Twitter.

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En français, s'il vous plaît! EU lead negotiator wants to talk Brexit in French

C'est très difficile. 

In November 2015, after the Paris attacks, Theresa May said: "Nous sommes solidaires avec vous, nous sommes tous ensemble." ("We are in solidarity with you, we are all together.")

But now the Prime Minister might have to brush up her French and take it to a much higher level.

Reuters reports the EU's lead Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnier, would like to hold the talks in French, not English (an EU spokeswoman said no official language had been agreed). 

As for the Home office? Aucun commentaire.

But on Twitter, British social media users are finding it all très amusant.

In the UK, foreign language teaching has suffered from years of neglect. The government may regret this now . . .

Julia Rampen is the editor of The Staggers, The New Statesman's online rolling politics blog. She was previously deputy editor at Mirror Money Online and has worked as a financial journalist for several trade magazines.