Boris quietly announces 100% rise in bike fares

Bike hike.

A good day to bury bad news. With the eyes of the media fixed on the US, Boris Johnson has quietly released a statement: the cost of using "Boris Bikes" is to double in 2013, accompanying a 4.2 per cent rise for bus and tube fares.

Hiring a bike will now cost £2, buses will be £2.40, and Oyster rates are jumping to £1.40. But Boris claims that he has fought back possibilities of even higher prices, winning £96 m government funding for transport in London.

The funding will go towards expanding travel services - with 600 new buses and 400 new hybrid buses as well as work on the Crossrail system.

Boris Johnson said in a statement: "Before the end of the year I will spell out further investment on the transport network that will help us to provide faster, more frequent and reliable journeys for Londoners; and is crucial to the economic development and growth that is so vital to our great city."

"This fares package is hugely important to our millions of passengers and I am very pleased to have secured nearly £100m that will help to keep fares as low as possible, and protect the important concessions that we offer the most vulnerable Londoners."

 

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The section on climate change has already disappeared from the White House website

As soon as Trump was president, the page on climate change started showing an error message.

Melting sea ice, sad photographs of polar bears, scientists' warnings on the Guardian homepage. . . these days, it's hard to avoid the question of climate change. This mole's anxiety levels are rising faster than the sea (and that, unfortunately, is saying something).

But there is one place you can go for a bit of respite: the White House website.

Now that Donald Trump is president of the United States, we can all scroll through the online home of the highest office in the land without any niggling worries about that troublesome old man-made existential threat. That's because the minute that Trump finished his inauguration speech, the White House website's page about climate change went offline.

Here's what the page looked like on January 1st:

And here's what it looks like now that Donald Trump is president:

The perfect summary of Trump's attitude to global warming.

Now, the only references to climate on the website is Trump's promise to repeal "burdensome regulations on our energy industry", such as, er. . . the Climate Action Plan.

This mole tries to avoid dramatics, but really: are we all doomed?

I'm a mole, innit.