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The Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Party

The best party ever is back for its tenth year.

The ATF logo. Photograph: Getty Images
The ATF logo. Photograph: Getty Images

Freedom is not about allowing people to do things that you approve of. Freedom is about protecting peoples’ rights to do things you find distasteful.

So said Jon Caldara, president of the Independence Institute at its 10th Annual Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms Party last Saturday.

The ATF party – "the most fun, most politically incorrect event of the year" – invites members of the public to "celebrate the perks of adulthood" by partaking in a "PETA-friendly clay pigeon shoot followed by a clubhouse luncheon complete with whiskey and cigars in one of the last places available to smokers – the outside".

As reported by C-Span:

"This year the forum focuses on personal liberties and gun rights. Participants discuss government regulation of tobacco, food and drink, and are critical of what some speakers call the "Nanny State". Other topics include the New York City ban on trans fats, Mayor Bloomberg’s proposed ban on certain soft drink sizes, global warming and this year’s presidential campaign.

It would be easy to dismiss an event where one of the speakers, David Matosko, considers global warming "an aggressive hoax" as yet another case-in-point to the sheer lunacy of the American 'right'. But much more lucid speakers, such as David Kopel, the Institute’s Research Director, point to some unpalatable truths about the hypocrisy and intolerance that plague both sides of the partisan fence.

Kopel begins by criticising Mayor Bloomberg’s Mayors Against Illegal Guns as a powerful lobby for the prohibition of guns in general, rather than simply the prohibition of illegal guns. He goes on to state that the there are 19 members of the group "who have left office for felony convictions, or are under indictment (...). Mayor Bloomberg's organisation has a much higher crime rate than people who have permits to carry guns for lawful protection. I think in the interest of truth in advertising that the proper way to refer to this group is Illegal Mayors Against Guns.".

The tongue-in-cheek tone of the party is later sobered by Kopel's call to divert Colorado tax money from unconstitutional "corporate welfare" to more grassroots community projects. In particular reference to the Aurora shooting this summer, the speaker calls for more investment in mental health services.

He later highlights the glaring hypocrisy of a country that has banned smoking in films, but emphatically glorifies violent gun misuse. Kopel argues that violence is indisputably condoned, but the key is to encourage a responsible gun sports culture:

We are not only on the pro-choice side, we are on the pro-life side as well. What we do every day is to fight for those lifesaving values of safety responsibly.

The underlying ethos of the ATP is best summarised by Caldara himself – in many places, a liberal accepting gun culture is as socially unacceptable as being against same-sex marriage. In this sense, the ATP stands as an attack to the tribal, divisive, and outright illogical divide that keeps the USA in gridlock.

As Rob Dreher notes:

As with so much in contemporary American politics, the gun control issue is not about reason and dispassionate analysis of the facts. It's about emotional assertion and rhetorical bullying amid an atmosphere of mutual incomprehension.

9 comments

John Cheese's picture

"Pay for my birth control Government but don't come into my bedroom Government".
"Don't wear fur but let me kill my "tissue" at any stage". "Take guns out of private citizen's hands but we support violent Occu-pie demonstrations and violent Act UP gay rights activist groups". You fully advocate for Big Government & then are shocked of bureaucratic waste & abuse. You libbys crack me up...

Herbert's picture

I think you might find a lot of us 'lefties' (not 'libbies' though) are pretty sympathetic to much of what the best party in town says.

sven the troll's picture

"A society which tolerates the widespread ownership of guns cannot really be described as civilised. It is, at best, an armed truce - and one which is liable to be broken, very suddenly and very violently, at any point.

Er, yeah like Switzerland? Highest per capita ownership in the world.

Hikaru22's picture

In my view, tobacco and alchohol are one thing, but the widespread ownership and use of guns, is quite another. You cannot kill and maim dozens of people, in a matter of seconds, with a packet of cigarettes. Nor can you do it with a bottle of booze.

A society which tolerates the widespread ownership of guns cannot really be described as civilised. It is, at best, an armed truce - and one which is liable to be broken, very suddenly and very violently, at any point.

easternwawoman's picture

I wonder if you feel that gun ownership among city people is a different scenario from gun ownership among us country/rural people. I cannot see a neighbor or a human from my home. The single lane in front of my home is gravel. If I never traveled, I would not know that freeways exist or highrise buildings. I am a widow. I live alone on our beautiful acreage. Elk, deer, coyote, varmints, and even the occasional wolf roam my property. Have you seen a deer attack? An enraged elk? Have you come within a foot of a venomous snake? Would you shiver if you came face-to-face with a fangs-beared wolf? I hunt deer and elk each year to fill the freezer with meat for the next year. I own revolvers, rifles and shotguns. The nearest grocery store is 35 miles away. Calling 911 is hilarious. This **isn't ** city life. And it comes with different rules for living -- an important one is the need to sustain yourself, to rely upon your own skill set for survival. I could not bear to live with you folks in the city, seeing miles and miles of pavement, car filled and noisy freeways, houses inches from each other in residential communities. I have lived here for 50 years and I will die here. But, what I will not do ..is ever give you or give up my guns.

Quite frankly, the only people who would live in a rural area without a gun are city slickers. And the people who should never, imho, own or point a gun at anything....are city slickers. Stay in the city, please, but leave us alone.

Des Demona's picture

One of my oldest and dearestt friemds is an American of Scottish descent livung in Cape Cod.
I only mention descent because that's a factor when taliking about an 'American'. They are hugely patriotic but are so due to different reasons than just the usual jingoism.
In some cases that is dangerous and in some case.not. Depends on the person.

But I do worry. My worry started with the election of Bush. No strike that My worry began with the election of Reagan. If ever there was a triumph of style over substance then that was it. Equalled only by Tony Blair.Thatcher was a cvnt and we knew it. Blair was a cvn't and we didn't.

Now they are all cvnts.

Herbert's picture

I think a lot of us on the left spotted Blair was a cvnt right from the start. It's just a pity it took the rest of you so long.

Harold Stassen's picture

You need to celebrate your diversity!

Herbert's picture

'Diversity'. A word to put on a 'vision statement' and then to ignore.

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