Saturday caption competition: when Hillary met David
What's the PM pointing at? Why's Hillary Clinton laughing maniacally?
By New Statesman Published 25 February 2012 13:08
Every now and then the Friday caption competition becomes the Saturday caption competition. There's no good reason -- occasionally there's too much news around on a Friday afternoon, more often than not we simply forget.
Anyway, consider this a Saturday treat -- it's better than watching the Six Nations, if nothing else.
So, what's David Cameron pointing at? And why is Hillary Clinton laughing maniacally?
Suggested captions below, please.
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35 comments
hilary is thinking "oh my god, he'll be bombing us next if we don't elect one of those loony republicans as president"
you'll just have to guess what cameron said to invite this response.
Nick Clegg
"Have you met MY intern?"
Andrew Lansley
I told you your husband whould catch us.
Workfare works in your country, but I'm getting a load of stick for it!
Hillary laughs maniacally as David points to Chris Grayling issuing 'workfare' employers with cigar tubes. Proving the UK knows how to shaft it's forced 'interns' actually as well as symbolically.
Have you seen my Chippendales poster collection?
Hilary, may I introduce you to my Lickshpitle's Mr Chris Grayling and Iain Duncan Smith.
(The Price Is Right)
Hilary, your closest without going over.
"Barack, your fired!"
David Cameron is pointing at a video being played of American Serviceman urinating over dead bodies in Afghanistan !
Possibly along with another video clip of Gaddafi's barbaric death.
"Me and George drew this graph which shows clearly that British growth faster than America's"
I told you Sam, I leaving you for Hilary!
Or
"Those are our missiles and The X marks Iran"
Hilary, can I borrow one of your aircraft carriers? I need to sort out those Argentinian's again.
My party couldn't run a booze-up in a brewary!
If I pay Bill, will you give me a lapdance?
'And that's what's left of the Welfare Reform Bill.'
"And here is the bust of Winston Churchill, I believe I'll be an icon of British greatness one day too"
Watch this Hilary and you'll see, I beat Ed Milliband this wednesday at Prime Ministers question's in the House Of Commons.
This is a list of all my election pledges.
...and Laurie Penny short-listed for Young Journalist of the year.
"Oh, it's George. Have you met the architect of our economic policies?"
Look, we have a stupid economy too.
Is that your husband!
Pull my finger
And can I introduce former Major Eric Joyce MP,our new Governor-General of the Falklands,who will single-handedly allow removal of our military defence of the islands against the Argies.
Ha, you do realise that is your own reflection you can see in the mirror there David.
Its Steve Hilton, he is working at No 10 on Work Experience scheme.
Dave: 'That dickhead? Your husband. What an oily oaf.'
The voters love my NHS reforms.
I never lie Hilary.
This was once the most valuable property in London, when Sterling collapses you should make a cheeky offer!
Hilary "Go on pull his finger,it's hilarious"