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Saturday caption competition: when Hillary met David

What's the PM pointing at? Why's Hillary Clinton laughing maniacally?

Every now and then the Friday caption competition becomes the Saturday caption competition. There's no good reason -- occasionally there's too much news around on a Friday afternoon, more often than not we simply forget.

Anyway, consider this a Saturday treat -- it's better than watching the Six Nations, if nothing else.

So, what's David Cameron pointing at? And why is Hillary Clinton laughing maniacally?

Suggested captions below, please.

35 comments

frances smith's picture

hilary is thinking "oh my god, he'll be bombing us next if we don't elect one of those loony republicans as president"

you'll just have to guess what cameron said to invite this response.

duck soup's picture

Nick Clegg

Ron's picture

"Have you met MY intern?"

Raashid Riza's picture

Andrew Lansley

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

I told you your husband whould catch us.

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

Workfare works in your country, but I'm getting a load of stick for it!

dee's picture

Hillary laughs maniacally as David points to Chris Grayling issuing 'workfare' employers with cigar tubes. Proving the UK knows how to shaft it's forced 'interns' actually as well as symbolically.

ThomasGC's picture

Have you seen my Chippendales poster collection?

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

Hilary, may I introduce you to my Lickshpitle's Mr Chris Grayling and Iain Duncan Smith.

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

(The Price Is Right)

Hilary, your closest without going over.

James Davies's picture

"Barack, your fired!"

Anton Jury's picture

David Cameron is pointing at a video being played of American Serviceman urinating over dead bodies in Afghanistan !

Possibly along with another video clip of Gaddafi's barbaric death.

Dickie1's picture

"Me and George drew this graph which shows clearly that British growth faster than America's"

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

I told you Sam, I leaving you for Hilary!

Dickie1's picture

Or

"Those are our missiles and The X marks Iran"

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

Hilary, can I borrow one of your aircraft carriers? I need to sort out those Argentinian's again.

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

My party couldn't run a booze-up in a brewary!

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

If I pay Bill, will you give me a lapdance?

Paul McCrystal's picture

'And that's what's left of the Welfare Reform Bill.'

Sir Michael's picture

"And here is the bust of Winston Churchill, I believe I'll be an icon of British greatness one day too"

Obi Wan Kenobi's picture

Watch this Hilary and you'll see, I beat Ed Milliband this wednesday at Prime Ministers question's in the House Of Commons.

Davyh's picture

This is a list of all my election pledges.

Simon's picture

...and Laurie Penny short-listed for Young Journalist of the year.

Arturo Bandini's picture

"Oh, it's George. Have you met the architect of our economic policies?"

Spilliam Wooner's picture

Look, we have a stupid economy too.

Susan Grossman's picture

Is that your husband!

Dave's picture

Pull my finger

Damien's picture

And can I introduce former Major Eric Joyce MP,our new Governor-General of the Falklands,who will single-handedly allow removal of our military defence of the islands against the Argies.

Mark Williams's picture

Ha, you do realise that is your own reflection you can see in the mirror there David.

Anapayan's picture

Its Steve Hilton, he is working at No 10 on Work Experience scheme.

Freeman2's picture

Dave: 'That dickhead? Your husband. What an oily oaf.'

Gracie's picture

The voters love my NHS reforms.

Gracie's picture

I never lie Hilary.

mark mcwhinney's picture

This was once the most valuable property in London, when Sterling collapses you should make a cheeky offer!

brendan docherty's picture

Hilary "Go on pull his finger,it's hilarious"

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