Cameron sinks Gove's yacht

A new royal yacht would not be an "appropriate use of public money," says No. 10.

"Some ideas are so stupid," George Orwell wrote, "that only an intellectual could believe them". Michael Gove's suggestion that, in these straitened times, £60m of public money should be used to buy the Queen a new royal yacht falls into this category. It was a perfect example of what the novelist Joyce Carey once described as a "tumbril remark" - the sort of statement seemingly designed to ignite class war. Marie Antoinette's infamous (and likely apocryphal) riposte to the news that the poor were suffering due to bread shortages ("let them eat cake") is the most celebrated historical example.

Thankfully (and inevitably), Gove's yacht has now been torpedoed by messrs Cameron and Clegg. The PM's official spokesman has said it would be not be an "appropriate use of public money given the state of the nation's finances", while Nick Clegg has observed that a new yacht for the Queen is not top of the public's "list of priorities".

One only wonders why we have heard nothing from that bastion of frugality, the TaxPayers' Alliance.

George Eaton is political editor of the New Statesman.

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The section on climate change has already disappeared from the White House website

As soon as Trump was president, the page on climate change started showing an error message.

Melting sea ice, sad photographs of polar bears, scientists' warnings on the Guardian homepage. . . these days, it's hard to avoid the question of climate change. This mole's anxiety levels are rising faster than the sea (and that, unfortunately, is saying something).

But there is one place you can go for a bit of respite: the White House website.

Now that Donald Trump is president of the United States, we can all scroll through the online home of the highest office in the land without any niggling worries about that troublesome old man-made existential threat. That's because the minute that Trump finished his inauguration speech, the White House website's page about climate change went offline.

Here's what the page looked like on January 1st:

And here's what it looks like now that Donald Trump is president:

The perfect summary of Trump's attitude to global warming.

Now, the only references to climate on the website is Trump's promise to repeal "burdensome regulations on our energy industry", such as, er. . . the Climate Action Plan.

This mole tries to avoid dramatics, but really: are we all doomed?

I'm a mole, innit.