Morning Call: pick of the papers

The ten must-read pieces from this morning's newspapers.

1. It's welfare, not wealth, that will define Ed Miliband's leadership (Daily Telegraph)

Labour's reluctance to stand up for those in greatest need leaves it in no man's land, says Mary Riddell.

2. Welfare cap: it's not about the money (Guardian)

Gavin Poole argues that opponents of the cap on benefits fail to see that it will raise self-esteem and break the cycle of poverty.

3. NHS reform should be dropped, before it's too late (Independent)

Steve Richards says that "sweeping upheaval" is a polite way of expressing the chaos that is being imposed.

4. Barack Obama has reasons to smile again (Daily Telegraph)

The president's future looks more hopeful, says Alex Spillius -- the US economy is recovering, Republicans are weak and he is untainted by scandal.

5. The real debate that America needs (Financial Times)

Romney and Obama are the men to set the agenda, says Gideon Rachman.

6.For Greece default is the only option (Guardian)

Costas Lapavitsas says that the dreadful debt saga will only come to a close when Greece takes charge of its predicament.

7. We want a deal with Iran, not a war (Independent)

The EU decision yesterday to ban imports of Iranian oil makes even more perilous a confrontation that could yet lead to war, warns this leading article.

8. Economic uncertainty is no excuse for inaction (Financial Times)

Increasing demand is the way back to economic health, writes Lawrence Summers.

9. Hockney's painted message for the politicos (Times) (£)

Britain's greatest living artist uses modern means to convey traditional themes. Rachel Sylvester says that MPs of all colours should take heed.

10. Courage: a product of practice rather than faith (Guardian)

Giles Fraser discusses the question of moral courage and whether you can get better at it.

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Appreciate the full horror of Nigel Farage's pro-Trump speech

The former Ukip leader has appeared at a Donald Trump rally. It went exactly as you would expect.

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce Nigel Farage is at it again.

The on-again, off-again Ukip leader and current Member of the European Parliament has appeared at a Donald Trump rally to lend his support to the presidential candidate.

It was, predictably, distressing.

Farage started by telling his American audience why they, like he, should be positive.

"I come to you from the United Kingdom"

Okay, good start. Undeniably true.

"– with a message of hope –

Again, probably quite true.

Image: Clearly hopeful (Wikipedia Screenshot)

– and optimism.”

Ah.

Image: Nigel Farage in front of a poster showing immigrants who are definitely not European (Getty)

He continues: “If the little people, if the real people–”

Wait, what?

Why is Trump nodding sagely at this?

The little people?

Image: It's a plane with the name Trump on it (Wikimedia Commons)

THE LITTLE PEOPLE?

Image: It's the word Trump on the side of a skyscraper I can't cope with this (Pixel)

THE ONLY LITTLE PERSON CLOSE TO TRUMP IS RIDING A MASSIVE STUFFED LION

Image: I don't even know what to tell you. It's Trump and his wife and a child riding a stuffed lion. 

IN A PENTHOUSE

A PENTHOUSE WHICH LOOKS LIKE LIBERACE WAS LET LOOSE WITH THE GILT ON DAY FIVE OF A PARTICULARLY BAD BENDER

Image: So much gold. Just gold, everywhere.

HIS WIFE HAS SO MANY BAGS SHE HAS TO EMPLOY A BAG MAN TO CARRY THEM

Image: I did not even know there were so many styles of Louis Vuitton, and my dentists has a lot of old copies of Vogue.

Anyway. Back to Farage, who is telling the little people that they can win "against the forces of global corporatism".

 

Image: Aaaaarggghhhh (Wikipedia Screenshot)

Ugh. Okay. What next? Oh god, he's telling them they can have a Brexit moment.

“... you can beat Washington...”

“... if enough decent people...”

“...are prepared to stand up against the establishment”

Image: A screenshot from Donald Trump's Wikipedia page.

I think I need a lie down.

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Stephanie Boland is digital assistant at the New Statesman. She tweets at @stephanieboland