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RSSCaption competition: Boris and Peter Andre special
Together at last.
By New Statesman Published 06 December 2011 18:07
Peter Andre and Boris Johnson were at Shepherds Bush Library earlier today to launch a new scheme to encourage Londoners to read and participate in activities at their local libraries. And, of course, to pose for some cheesy photos.
But what are these two stars of the small screen (and other stuff) saying to each other? Suggestions below, please.
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21 comments
Boris..."I will be Payne, you can be Jones..We are The MANIACS.!!"
"can I have a book that has smaller words in it?"
"yes, borrow mine the font is much smaller. Hurry though, this library is being closed down in 5 minutes."
"how do you cope with the constant expansion and lack of living space, not to mention all the dirt and filth?"
"We broke up in the end, I hear they're a size 48 EE now"
Petey: I'm I holding the book the correct way up Boris?
Boris: Just look at the pictures
How wonderfully named is Petey's book: Strange Histories The Greeks
Strange to the left and His Tories to the right! Marvellous! BACK BORIS 2012
Boris: bubble...stop singing mysterious mayor
Boris- when they make the movie of The prophecy, I'll be Payne and you can be Jones.
"... and it turns out, I did vote for you, and they DID get bigger"
Peter Andre: 'O woe is me. Woe, beware the Ides of May Boris; Ken's got it in for you.'
Dumb and Dumber
Beware Tories bearing Gifts
Psst... Boris.... I caaan't actually read, but this is great for my publicity
Boris to Peter: "Let's pretend we can read!"
Vainus and Adonis
Boris: "Oh dread! Tory cuts closing libraries might in fact make this a monumental PR boob!?"
Pete: "Boob?! Where?"
So you married the bird with the big boobs Peter. I make bigger boobs when i open my mouth
Bozza, how much is a grecian urn?
About five bob a week, Chummy. Boom boom.
Castor and Pollux
Boris : I predict that saving the euro will backfire!
Peter: It's all greek to me mate!
Boris: Hey Pete, these two in my book get to blow up stuff!!Think they'll let me join in??
Peter: Lucky for you this ones a bit confusing too many big words!?!
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