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Advice to a deputy prime minister

Five steps to help Nick Clegg rescue his political career.

1. Hire some new advisers

You are now one or two bad interviews away from becoming an utter laughing stock. You need a journalist or two in your inner circle to do a better job of telling you which interview bids to reject (more of them), and to do a better job of training you to handle the ones you accept.

For the time being at least, you have the carrot of a fairly handsome special adviser's salary to dangle in front of potential targets – there's bound to be at least one Lib Dem-inclined hack who'll take you up on the offer. It's no coincidence that Ed Miliband started getting better reviews once he employed Tom Baldwin and Bob Roberts.

2. Apologise

Your new adviser should prepare you to hold a press conference at which you say you're sorry for the student funding fiasco, that you accept that students and others who took that seriously have a right to be angry with you, and that you got that wrong. Also apologise for not being distinctive enough in government and promise to do better from now on. Forget parroting your achievements; no one is listening right now. By saying sorry, you'd win a lot of respect from ordinary voters, who don't expect that kind of normal behaviour from politicians.

3. Stop the NHS reforms

As part of your press conference, say you'll tell David Cameron that your party will vote against the NHS reforms. They weren't in the Tory manifesto, and despite your ill-judged comments to Andrew Marr, they weren't in yours either. They are political death, and you'd be doing Cameron and Tory MPs in general a favour by stopping them, not to mention the electorate and your own party. Are you going to let David Cameron take the credit for the U-turn, when it comes, or are you going to seize the initiative and do it yourself?

There's no way Cameron will walk out of the coalition over it, triggering an election on "Who do you trust to run the NHS?", because the electorate would answer: "Not you, sunshine," faster than you can say, "Labour majority of 80." Which is what the result of such an election would probably be.

4. Move seats

At the next PMQs, don't sit next to David Cameron. A small change, but one that would immediately signal the distance between the two parties. Sure, David Cameron and Craig Oliver might be irritated, but really, who cares?

Ignore them and sit where you like, ideally on the bench occupied by Simon Hughes and other Lib Dem senior statesmen. If you ask them nicely, I'm sure they'll shift along for you.

5. Cheer up

The British people hate a moaner, and the grief you're getting is nothing compared to the abuse that Tony Blair and Gordon Brown went through. Onerous though the duties of a deputy prime minister undoubtedly are, you don't have to take the decisions about sending troops into battle that a prime minister has to deal with. Moreover, no one knows what the politics of the next four years will throw up, who you'll be up against, or even what electoral system will be in place. Something might turn up – but you'll only be able to benefit from "events" if you stop acting like David Cameron's deputy and remember that you're the leader of a party that needs to win back voters who, right now, are set on voting Labour.

David Mills is a former special adviser at the Treasury and the Cabinet Office.

28 comments

Herbert's picture

Clegg is finished. There is no way back.

Philip's picture

I totally agree with Kif, we need to become more mature in our understanding of what coalition government is all about, and what it can achieve. The prolongation of the 'first past the post' system is just a reflection of the contempt the governing establishment has for the general public. Since Victorian times and the invention of the party machine, the intention of political parties has been to play the system for all it's worth to their own advantage, and never mind the wider principles of democracy. Time for a change to put an end to all that, vote for AV!

Chris's picture

@kif

There is horse trading and then there is what Clegg did, he and all 57 LibDem MPs signed personal pledges to vote against any attempt to increase tuition fees. It is only because a majority of LibDems broke their pledges that the tuition fees increase passed.

And you use the example of the FDR, the party that has just ditched it's leader because of their opinion poll slump after entering coalition with the CDU.

"preferential voting which is likely to be good for progressive politics in the LONG run."

No it won't. Right wing/regressive governments are just as common under AV, PR as they are under non-PR systems. Indeed AV could lock progressive parties from government for decades if Cameron were able to bolt together a coalition of tory-liberal core vote and the 2nd prefs of UKIPpers.

ManWithSword's picture

Don't forget that Clegg was a member of the Cambridge University Conservative Association as a student. I sometimes wonder if it was his long term ambition to sway the Lib Dems away from the center left to the center right? I don't see Clegg surviving the next election either as a party leader or as an MP.

jason's picture

Chris,
Voting systems are not there to stop certain groups getting power or representation. They are there to best reflect the wishes of the nation as a whole, ie to represent the electorate, even if you as an individual may disagree. Under the present system MPs gain seats on as little as 30% in some areas, under AV Mps will at least need to gain some support amongst the other 70%!!!! As the uk is largely (believed) supportive of more progressive politics, Av would better reflect this than the current system. If this was to change and the BNP and other right-wing parties were actually more popular than we thought, this would also be better reflected. Now we may not like it, but it is at least more democratic than the present system.

JamesB1's picture

6. Resign.

Hugh Davids's picture

Good advice. It's a shame because I think Clegg has more integrity and principles than Ed Miliband or any of the Conservatives. If the Lib Dems obtained a majority I think we'd be seeing the greatest government we've had in a century. Alas, all we can hope for now is a Labour-Lib Dem Coalition. One can dream!

Matthew Evans's picture

7. Leave the country.

AndrewT's picture

Hugh, are you on drugs?

upnorthkid's picture

JamesB has it in the first post. Resign. Now. You can't detoxify yourself if you keep living in the toxic environment of a Conservative government.

Grenville Mills's picture

1 Step only: Resign
His political career is ruined and he is on the cusp of ruining his country. Go, and go now!

Val Stevens's picture

Hugh Davids, "more integrity" based on what? Integrity is judged by action not by words and Clegg's actions reveal anything but a man with integrity. They do show a man more seduced by power than either the Tories or Labour politicians in a much shorter time frame.

Kif's picture

I am afraid the problem is British voters, not the politicians. The electorate just don't grasp how coalition works. All this sort of stuff is normal on the continent (in those countries with regular coalitions) where governence is seen as legitimate horse trading between parties so each get some cherished policies through, though not all their favourites. This is seen as good government in many countries as it involves more parties and thus governments are more broadly supported. This is true democracy. It is ignorant to say Libs are now 'crypto Tories' or 'closet Tories' for example. No one in Germany (for example) calls the FDP 'closet Christian Democrats' when they are in coalition. It's just accepted as normal party teams cooperating. Our adversarial fixations prevent this. The British have been shielded from these realities by decades of dictatorial one party governments - with typically 37 or 38% support, they are the true dictatorships of the geodemocratic world. I just wish British voters had a more sophisticated grasp of how coalitions work. The media is to blame for this as they prefer the conflict element as news stories. Clegg is a hero for having made his a party of government again. Some of us have waited 65 years for this. All the pain is worth it for the AV vote alone. I don't care if they pass a 'slaughter of the firstborn' act, as long as we get a crack at preferential voting which is likely to be good for progressive politics in the LONG run... Those of us who laboured in the vineyards of Charter 88 and the like, have got our moment at last. Constitutional and votiong refore should (for once) matter more that the sodding economy. Which will never be right. It's a chimera to always prioritise the economy.

mcquade's picture

"It's a shame because I think Clegg has more integrity and principles than Ed Miliband or any of the Conservatives."
Just got back up from rolling around laughing.

Matt's picture

8. Ignore any advice offered by anyone working for, or associated with, the New Statesman.

swatantra nandanwar's picture

Seduced by power? More like: 'Being in a position where you can actually influence events'.
I don't hold that against Clegg because thats the only opportunity Lib Dems are going to get this side of the C21 in Westminster.
Seize the moment, and show what you can do.

Chris's picture

It would be the greatest come back since Lazarus if Cleggy's approval ratings went positive. Even saying No to the NHS reforms would make him look hypocritical, him and the liberals have already voted for it twice.

Cleggs problem is his grating sanctimonious piety. When is was unknown he sounded honest and passionate. Now, having ratted on everyone from students to the disabled he just sounds deluded.

Kelvin Owers's picture

It amazes me how much flak Clegg attracts due to what we're going through now, compared to say... Cameron, Brown, Osbourne, Miliband, Balls, Darling...

mike cobley's picture

Clegg won't resign and won't pull the plug on the coalition, no matter what insane wheezes the Tories come up with.

Question for the LD party, both grassroots and in parliament, is whether or not they are content to see the ship go down with its captain.

George's picture

Is this the same David Mills which advised Liam Byrne to leave a note on his desk saying "there's no money left"?

thinkov's picture

David,you're talking to a corpse

Arturo Bandini's picture

9. Ignore step 8 and just do one, ya spineless muppet.

Hugh Davids's picture

Well you can't deny he has more integrity than the repugnant David Cameron, an odious little toff. And similarly, Ed Miliband's putrid opportunism shows his lack of integrity. His opposition to cutting child benefits for rich families was evidence of this reprehensible electoral pandering to the 'squeezed middle', neglecting of course, the working classes. Who has benefited the working classes? The Lib Dems with their policy of a tax free £10,000. New Labour in their 13 years failed to redress Britain's endemic inequality. Indeed, the chasm widened under Blair and Brown.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a Lib Dem. I'm not a Labourite. I'm a Green. But I know my party won't see power for decades.

Hugh Davids's picture

Well you can't deny he has more integrity than the repugnant David Cameron, an odious little toff. And similarly, Ed Miliband's putrid opportunism shows his lack of integrity. His opposition to cutting child benefits for rich families was evidence of this reprehensible electoral pandering to the 'squeezed middle', neglecting of course, the working classes. Who has benefited the working classes? The Lib Dems with their policy of a tax free £10,000. New Labour in their 13 years failed to redress Britain's endemic inequality. Indeed, the chasm widened under Blair and Brown.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a Lib Dem. I'm not a Labourite. I'm a Green. But I know my party won't see power for decades.

Hugh Davids's picture

Well you can't deny he has more integrity than the repugnant David Cameron, an odious little toff. And similarly, Ed Miliband's putrid opportunism shows his lack of integrity. His opposition to cutting child benefits for rich families was evidence of this reprehensible electoral pandering to the 'squeezed middle', neglecting of course, the working classes. Who has benefited the working classes? The Lib Dems with their policy of a tax free £10,000. New Labour in their 13 years failed to redress Britain's endemic inequality. Indeed, the chasm widened under Blair and Brown.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not a Lib Dem. I'm not a Labourite. I'm a Green. But I know my party won't see power for decades.

Chris's picture

@Hugh Davids

", Ed Miliband's putrid opportunism shows his lack of integrity."

What like when he signed that pledge to vote against any increase in tuition fees, then voted for them...oh no...sorry that was Clegg.

Where has Ed been opportunistic?

"His opposition to cutting child benefits for rich families was evidence of this reprehensible electoral pandering to the 'squeezed
middle'

So it is fair in your opinion that a couple on a joint income of £80k-ish keeps their CB but a single parent with an income of £44k-ish should lose all their CB?

And that is before we even to to the issue of social solidarity.

"The Lib Dems with their policy of a tax free £10,000"

Yawn, the IFS have shown that this policy isn't as progressive as Clegg makes out. But coupled with an increase in VAT it is highly regressive.

"New Labour in their 13 years failed to redress Britain's endemic inequality. Indeed, the chasm widened under Blair and Brown."

Again the IFS have shown Labour tax and benefit changes over the 13 years in power were absolutely progressive. Far more progressive than the tory-liberals changes.

"I'm a Green. But I know my party won't see power for decades."

Why are you defending Clegg then? He has ratted just as much on green issues as he has on the students. Huhne is slashing WarmFront, which not only helped the plant but helped the poor and disabled with their heating bills. The Green Investment Bank isn't a bank, the sustainable development council is gone.

And of course what about the minority parties signature issue, PR - Clegg dropped PR quicker than he dropped tuition fees.

Tom's picture

"If the Lib Dems obtained a majority I think we'd be seeing the greatest government we've had in a century"

Agreed.

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