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The Sarah Palin Battle Hymn: video and lyrics

“She’s stomping out the wretches where the evil lies in store”, apparently.

This song, recorded by two elderly Sarah Palin fans, has been doing the rounds. Here it is, for your listening pleasure, together with the full lyrics.

 

She's a cold blast from Alaska ingrained with common sense,
She's not a Harvard lawyer but she knew what the Founders meant.
A cold blast from the north that freezes Congress in their tracks,
With God and the Tea Party, she's gonna take it back.

Sarah Palin, she won't listen to their bunk,
Sarah Palin coming South to hunt some skunk,
Sarah Palin – she'll throw 'em all in jail,
And when she gets to Washington, it'll be cold as hell.

Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door,
She's stomping out the wretches where the evil lies in store.
She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff-raff into cracks,
With God and the Tea Party, she's gonna take it back.

Sarah Palin, she won't listen to their bunk,
Sarah Palin coming South to hunt some skunk,
Sarah Palin – she'll throw 'em all in jail,
And when she gets to Washington, it'll be cold as hell.

SPOKEN WORD:

Congress pats themselves from some new bill they just passed
I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass
They think they spend our money better than we do
But they can talk until they're blue and old
'Cuz if they ever gave us anything
They always wanted something in return . . . Sarah knows!

OPERA-STYLE:

Saraaaaah's marching onnnnnnnn onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

CLOSING DEDICATION:

I'd like to dedicate that to the Tea Party and all the patriots.

Tags: Sarah Palin

65 comments

Iden's picture

I wonder if the Tea Party realise that they have become an international joke?

Not that they care for anything outside America. I would love to see them take the presidency, just so they could f*ck it up on a monumental scale.

These people have a bizarre rebel-complex. Their psyche isn't suited to anything but screaming out "DOWN WITH WASHINGTON, NO MORE TAXES". Give them power and their whole act would fall to bits.

I can picture it now: Slash taxes but increase military spending, ban abortions, ban homosexuality, probably ban Islam, and finally they'll gain the confidence to admit that what really brought the Tea Party together was their collective hatred of a black president.

la potenza della speranza's picture

I believe there to be a grass-roots element to the tea-party movement however I also believe it to have been hi-jacked by the usual, ultra-right-wing lobbyists who are deliberately muddying the waters with their rhetoric & double-speak. There is NOTHING in the American constitutuion that connects it with religion for example.
Of course there are intelligent, politically aware journalists, commentators & campaigners in America however the impression I get is that they are even more marginalised & their views, when broadcast to give the illusion of real political debate, even more diluted than in this pitiful European outcrop.
Sarah Palin has been shown to be a grinning, imbicile with little or no knowledge of economics or politics in general. Quite how someone of this nature can be taken seriously in the political arena is beyond me & is frankly depressing.
The tea party appear to me like a bunch of Turkeys voting for Christmas!

Albert Adams's picture

This is the most pitiful thing i have ever ever incounter

playback's picture

This is playback, listen to the mans voice, there is two voices

Albert Adams's picture

This is the most pitiful thing i have ever ever incountered

Curtis's picture

best case of total ignorancee I've ever seen

playback's picture

The man is not even singing in the end

Greg's picture

The comments section of this website is pretty much 80% trolling.

la potenza della speranza's picture

"Your leftie unions cut their own throats by striking when the soda machine was empty along with similar grievances"

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Who on Earth told you that?

"You squandered Scottish oil on your socialist programs"

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Pure fantasy. Simple.

I assume that, as you're opposed to trade unions, you're either CEO of a large company or you quite enjoy working unsociable hours for a pittance & never seeing your family meanwhile not being able to afford the cost of even travelling to your job?

Terry White's picture

Wondered why everyone on here was so anti but then I realised this is on the New Statesman's pages.
That said I am concerned, as I'm sure are many Americans, by some of the use of language which is inflamatory and dangerous. Palin's too simplistic and that is a bit scary.
However, wit just a minute. I know little about the Tea Party but I do think in essence it is a grass roots movement primarily consisting of people who are just generally disaffected with the polarized state of American politics, and who can blame them. It is in part at least exactly the sort of grass roots change that Americas needs. The question therefore is not what sort of people inhabit its broad church but the character and aims of 'some' of those people.
Or they could just continue with the same old political stitch up. Republicans cut taxes and leave huge deficits, Democrats come in and fail to deal with said deficits. Thus far they have done some good things but have been strong on rhetoric with fairly poor results. Unemployment is almost 10% and debt is enormous.
Meanwhile China, having financed its own expansion and who owns much of US and UK debt, must be laughing its socks off, waiting for its chance to clean up.

Mulligrubs's picture

Hi Hopalong - real good to hear from you again - hope all is well in Hickory Hollow. Now - jest a friendly a word to the un-wise - this Scotland England thing is a bit delicate, especially where cuisine is concerned - oh and sovereignty of course - Scots are a bit touchy on the subject of subjection - and I cain't say I blame them really so British is a term we kinda avoid diplomatically among neighbours. Be careful here Hopalong - don't go putting your size twenty boots of Spanish leather into this nest of tartan hornets - and I mean that in a good way - you don't want to antagonise the Scots - surrounded as you are by MacDonalds and all! I have to say that far from letting you loose on the Mad Cow steak - we'd better keep you on semolina pudding a little longer - it seems to be having a really positive effect with your anger management. Congratulations on not threatening to murder anyone this post - We must be doin' something right eh Hombre? Good day ol' pardner - missin' you already.
P.S. As you can see Mr Eels has written his own comment - I caint be piggy in the middle in all hostilities now can I? Keep your powder dry old timer.

pat franchetti's picture

Paln bashers are really hate mongers. This is how they get their jollies. Unfortunately. Never mention your opponents name, unless you want to keep them in the lime light.They get free advertising,while you in return get to show your evil side. when you resort to personal attacks and call them names , it proves that you really don,t have any substance to attack Palin with.,and are afraid of her. Thanks for keeping her from fadeing away .Your day of reconing lies ahead . Have a great day being miserable and not really enjoying life.

Stuart Eels's picture

No la potenza della speranza!

He is a roughneck hillbilly no mates, who's probably been banned from all the american sites. The New Statesman is allowing him to stay on this site to provide amusement and to act as a warning what life is like in his country.

Hugh Markey's picture

Just roll out the 'Daisy Girl' television political slot used just once by Lyndon B Johnson in 1964.

It proved to be a reality check for the U S electorate. They had seen the monster ICBMs trundling through Red Square and remembered the 60 megaton H-Bomb exploded by the Soviets.
Barry Goldwater's quip 'Let's lob one into the men's room at the Kremlin!" was not the policy anybody wanted to hear.
The female is more dangerous than the male - in this case only too true. Let's not he shamed into a fight.

Duck and Dive

Terry White's picture

Well said Buckskins!
Hear that little British people. A Yank who has, unusually and finally, actually told the truth. If ever there was a special relationship it is long dead and we are well shot of America, fickle selfish, childish and untrustworthy as they are.
Consign the special relationship to history and good riddance. Let 'em go down in flames. They deserve it.

Stuart Eels's picture

Buckskins

You are a fine one to tell posters on here that we have a preoccupation with American Politics when you come on here preaching your "special bigoted claptrap rubbish" on every item of British interest.

I think just about everybody who reads these pages know that there is no "Special Relationship" between our countries and 99% wouldn't want one with lunatics like you, Palin and the Tea Party. It's only our sad politcal class that wants anything to do with your country.

It's only prats like you who think we cling to apron strings and we have no wish to follow the "American Dream". Get back to your reloading your guns you sad piece of work!

Arturo Bandini's picture

Pat Franchetti, Buckskins and Terry White - I'll avoid over-intellectualising my response for your benefit.

Our problem with you THICK BASTARDS is that you have a direct effect on the whole world and your Retard Queen embodies everything wrong with your society and, unfortunately, ours thanks to your cultural imperialism.

Fuck you and the whore that shat you out.

Hear that, Yanks? Is may day of reckoning closing in?

Tell you what, I'll meet you in the Tesco car park tonight. We'll see who goes home with all their teeth.

Tossers.

Arturo Bandini's picture

To Ehtch Tee & other NS bods -

My sincere apologies. I fear I may have let my anger get the better of me, resulting in me coming across as some kind of homosexual atheist.

blue meanie's picture

"Sarah has the wisdom to walk through an open door".... hahahah. That line
symbolises the intelligence of the average tea-party member.

Daniele1's picture

Buckskins:
I and, I would imagine most people on this site, hate the British Imperialistic past and the atrocities committed in its name, as much as we hate present American Imperialism. What could possibly make you think otherwise?
We, in Europe, are able to see what is wrong with our countries, as opposed to you guys, who seem unable to take any criticisms and unable to see what is wrong in America. If some one points at a problem, he is immediately labelled "anti-American". You suffer from blind, extreme and moronic nationalism which you call "patriotism". I call it "fascism".
But I am glad you think Palin is unelectable. That's a big worry off our mind.

Stuart Eels's picture

Daniele,

Don't apologise to something like Buckskins, Obama's Grandfather was so say tortured by British troops when there were none in the country.

This is down to the flawed references Buckskins uses from the National Enquirer.

If you check back a couple of weeks or more you will find that Buckskins was telling everyone how the revolution was coming with the Tea Party and Sarah Palin, he must forgotten.

Amazed, England's picture

Thank God for good ol' fashioned hillbilly bigotry that partly rhymes, doesn't scan and makes us all laugh on a dull day.

Yee haw, throw another pig on the fire, Vigil!

The Canuck's picture

Stop comparing the US with the British Empire. The British Empire has collapsed, and yes, atrocities were committed in its name. But Britain is no longer like that. The fact that you compare the US to a fallen empire shows that you have no modern references.

la potenza della speranza's picture

Buckskins

Glasgow actually.

Mi dispiace parle solo un po di spagnolo.

Mulligrubs's picture

Buckskins -

Multiple choice eh? Tell me more about the pipe band - I think I could survive the rest of the options - with the possible exception of British food - I couldn't face all those hamburgers KFC and spam. Happy days Hopalong!

Stuart Eels's picture

The Canuck,

The reason Buckskins keeps comparing the The US with the British Empire is because he's jealous of us, can't understand why the world hates his country and not ours.

It's a fine thing that a person from a slaving State which had to be defeated by the Unionist North to free the slaves talks about British Slavery, abolished long before their Civil War.

I'm just wondering here do the USA teach in their schools about their ethnic cleaning of the Native Americans or how they managed to reduce the population of the Philppines from 9,000,000 to 8,000,000, whilst denying that country independence? Or Agent Orange and My Lai in Vietnam, their troops being given the order to take no prisoners on D-Day, the Abu Ghrabit guards and their movies or their glorious 7th Cavalry Regiments slaughter of 400 South Korean refugees at No Gun Ri.

Now that Jamie Oliver has taught their schoolchildren how to eat with cutlery rather than their fingers, perhaps we should send some of our teachers over to help them out.

Stuart Eels's picture

Quite happy as I am you old cowpoker you.

Mulligrubs's picture

Buckskins,

OK Hopalong clearly you can't tell the difference between Scottish and English haute cuisine - but we'll forgive you - we don't normally associate cowpokes with good taste. You still didn't explain the pipe band - are you gittin' fergitful as well as disoriented with all that Texan sun on your noddle? Or is it food poisoning? Too many half baked rattlesnakes? Get well soon and have a nice day!

Mulligrubs's picture

Thanks for the offer of knocking both my teeth out - mighty kind of yer pardner -much appreciated - but I guess I'll hang on to the one I've got. (not two alas) What I really want to know is what am I to die of if I come to Texas? I've a feeling it will be an overdose of sentimental C&W music / or some deadly dumbing down - that aint the prolonged and miserable sufferin' way I am aiming to go - not unless I can have it taken out of my time in purgatory afterwards. Can you fix that? So long Hopalong! Try being a bit less aggressive towards your British well-wishers - why don't yer? You have so much bile for one who claims to have so much of everything else - you'll give yourself ulcers buddy boy - and that will only make you 'ornery and bitter. Keep smilin' and readin' the good book! Lord love yer!

Arkady Morgulis's picture

Majority of respondents on this site are ugly beasts, mostly pathetic little monkeys, savagely attacking a beautiful human being, Sarah Palin. Had they only known how repulsive and disgusting those creatures are.

Stuart Eels's picture

Arturo Bandini,

Don't apologise so much, what you have to remember is that our colonial cousins from across the big sea don't even leave their country throughout their miserable time on earth. They are from the projects of the big cities or their hillbilly states to the south. They believe everything their political elite tell them and still think they live in the best country on earth.

The land that gave us the Ku Klux Klan and McCarthy have now given us Sarah Palin and they can't understand why we don't want her.

The reason the examples from their country that post on here is that they are Billy no mates!

la potenza della speranza's picture

"As opposed to the brutal reality of the crimes against humanity that was The British Empire"

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Precisely

I was educated in Scotland however even here, the grim reality of Britain's imperilist past & direct links to slavery & oppression of it's immigrant communities (of which I am a member) is not portaryed properly in all it's vile brutality.

I had to learn history for myself.
Even in Catholic school, teachers gradually eased off with the religious dogma as you gradually got older (I more or less stopped believing in God around the same time as i stopped believing in Santa Clause) however it seems that these creationist crackpots would like to replace science with the absolute drivel that is the book of Genesis!
I would have to seriously call into question the intelligence & sanity of anyone who still believes this nonsense past the age of 7! And some people want this lunatic to be president??

It frankly beggars belief!

Mulligrubs's picture

Buckskins - "Palin has less chance of being elected as England have in winning the world soccer cup."

That's a really unpleasant cleft stick kind of a thing to wish us - Now all Englanders will have to support Germany - bloody hell! - it's called tempting Sod's Law - with 'ornery malice aforethought. Thanks a bunch cowboy! See you on Tesco's car park after sundown.

la potenza della speranza's picture

Then start teaching the disgrace of The British Empire to your school kids. The Germans teach their kids their past crimes.
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That Buckskins is actually a good point.

I'm sure therefore you'll join me in calling for schools in America to stop teaching children Creationism as it's based in pure fantasy?

Your beloved Sarah Palin may differ with us though.

Daniele1's picture

Meanwhile, America is in free fall, and is about to be eclipsed and swallowed by China who practically owns America.( you started making THEIR cars apparently..hilarious!) But the morons are too thick to realise what is happening and too full of hatred towards their own president to see the danger coming from outside.
Sarah Palin is an irrelevance and a total joke.Dead right, the Chinese must be laughing.
Buckskin: YOU seem to be preoccupied by British politics. I've asked you that before, why do you write on this website which is British AND left wing?? I don't go ranting on an American fascist website. Why bother?
Nobody in Britain, apart from some sold out politicians want to have a relationship, never mind special, with America. You shouldn't believe all the crap you read in your rotten press.
Going back to Palin, like some one said, the stupid witch for president would finish America off and good riddance for the rest of the world.

Stuart Eels's picture

Mulligrubs,

I was going to reply to that old cowpoker Buckskins Billy no mates incresingly wild rants then I saw you had already, cheers.

south pacific's picture

Someone here said Palin is a beautiful person.

That is in the eye of the beholder.

To some people rats are beautiful. Just go to a laboratory.

Thomas Devine's picture

Palin's influence is collapsing faster by the day on this side of the pond. She so botched her responce to the recent shootings in Arizona that even GOP members ,normally fearful of her base, are criticising her. Palin is fallinging to dust. Only in Britain does Palin have a future. She a useful focus for those daily two-minuet Hates you guys enjoy so much.

Kershan's picture

Stunning! Anti-intellectual, pro-ignorance rhymin'-dictionary ranting at its best. Uneducated common sense isn't sense at all - it's guesswork.

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