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Teaching Miss Middleton

Will Andrew Roberts be giving lessons to a future queen?

Yesterday, Johann Hari sent a dramatic message on Twitter:

Kate Middleton is being advised by a far right-winger who blames concentration camp victims for their own deaths.

This linked to the following on Hari's own blog, which stated:

It has been revealed that a far right-winger who blames concentration camps victims for their own deaths is giving history lessons to Britain's future queen, Kate Middleton. Rod Liddle discloses in passing here that Andrew Roberts is "tutoring" her in the run-up to the royal wedding. To find out just who this "historian" is, read my exposé of him here. If Kate plays close attention to her new teacher's lessons, we can expect the wedding to be livened up by declarations that massacring unarmed civilians is "necessary" . . .

The semi-humorous Rod Liddle piece to which Hari linked in support of this news stated:

The historian Andrew Roberts is to give Kate a lesson in the history of the House of Windsor. "Mainly German and not terribly bright" should do it, I would have thought.

It appears that Liddle's intended meaning was that the first sentence was correct and the second sentence was a mirthful exaggeration or gloss.

However, it currently appears the only source for the Liddle assertion was in turn a parody piece by "Talbot Church" in the Independent of a couple of weeks earlier:

Mindful that not everyone knows the proud history of the royal family, aides have asked pint-sized historian Andrew Roberts to talk the bride-to-be through the history of the House of Windsor.

There appears to be no other published source.

So, is Andrew Roberts to be providing tuition to Kate Middleton?

I asked Clarence House, which categorically denied that Roberts had been asked or would be asked.

A royal aide told me:

Andrew Roberts has not been invited to give constitutional history or other lessons to Miss Middleton. There are no plans to approach Andrew Roberts.

Clarence House also asked me to state:

Prince William's private office will organise a series of private meetings with key individuals for Miss Middleton to meet both before and after the marriage, with regard [to] preparing her to become a member of the royal family. These will include senior members of the royal household, key advisers to Prince William and Prince Harry, and representatives from some of Prince William's charities and other affiliations.

I also asked Andrew Roberts, via his agent, but have so far had no reply.

So, what is correct?

Will the historian Andrew Roberts be giving tuition to Kate Middleton, as Hari and Liddle confidently assert?

Or was Hari's worrying tweet based only on a semi-parody, which was in turn derived from a parody in Hari's very own newspaper?

Could Johann Hari and Rod Liddle really have got something like this wrong?

Who knows?

But I offer a royal wedding commemorative mug to the first person who can evidence the news that Andrew Roberts is to give such tuition.

UPDATE: Andrew Roberts has now also categorically denied the appointment.

FURTHER UPDATE: Johann Hari now admits that his tweet and blog post were based on a factual error and that Andrew Roberts was never invited to tutor Kate Middleton.

David Allen Green is legal correspondent of the New Statesman.

Tags: Andrew Roberts  Prince William  Kate Middleton  David Allen Green

21 comments

Marcus's picture

You would though, wouldn't you.

Neil Welton's picture

But it wasn't a question. It was a statement of fact. ;-) Whereas what Marcus wrote. Definitely a question.

Antonio Resurgo's picture

Why do you Brits not do away with this feudal survival? The monarchy is an anachronistic institution, the survival of which underscores the stagnation of British society, and the collective intellectual atrophy of an entire people.

kvass's picture

We all know of a three hundred million population republic currently going down the toilet. Why in the hell would you wish to emulate them. Anyway you lot in dear old blighty are going to make a packet when the yanks descend for another royal wedding. And that is history repeating it's self. Enjoy your mugs.

iain rae's picture

Andrew,"the British Empire was much loved by the grateful natives" Roberts ,will be the last Royal flunkey she be bored rigid from . His first lesson will be on how the Windsors really ,really ,did not want to appease Hitler.

Neil Welton's picture

Marcus. You've forgotten the question mark. :-)

Trotwood's picture

Were I not a Republican I could feel sorry for Kate having to put up with Diana peering over her shoulder at her every move

Reginald-Fah-fah's picture

Outrageous behaviour! I think Frankie Boyle is Hilarious but his show is so rude!

let Kate be Kate!

writeoff's picture

That's why republicanism is kept off the agenda Antonio. Protecting the status quo. Silly news piece though. Judging by the tweets of her friends she knows plenty of far right wingers from her own social circle, before she ever marries into 'the fascist regime'.

baddude's picture

Solution; vote SNP.

Thomas Devine's picture

@swatantra nandanwar

It's always a good time to call for a Republic. And if anyone says that the Royals are good for tourism say, "Then we can always hire actors! It works for Disney!"

As for Kate listening to idiots, lots of people do that. Look how many readers John Pilger has. Let Willie boy marry his Kate, and then end the monarchy.

Start with a simple, "Hey K&W raise your kids to earn a living!"

ivan's picture

Antonio, the practicality of British government is so little different from a republic, where is the advantage in taking the final, largely symbolic, step? Meanwhile the monarchy probably pays for their keep by attracting tourists, etc. So probably we have the best of both worlds.

It is interesting to look at the Australian case, where they voted against a republic because they judged the revised constitution worse. It isn't worth becoming a republic at any price.

mussinboots's picture

As have you, in your earlier post, Neil Welton.

ivan's picture

Private Eye has revealed that the source of this factual error was a satirical column in the Independent, which Liddle misunderstood as fact, and then got picked up by Hari, etc. It turns out that this is a common sequence of events.

Neil Welton's picture

Isn't it funny how The Monarchy has survived for centuries without the help of these "experts" who are only interested in peddling half-truths for self-promotion and making money. I will let you decide whether I am referring to Johann Hari, Rod Liddle or even Andrew Roberts. If any of these three parasites disappeared tomorrow, would anybody really care?

swatantra nandanwar's picture

Funny how the Royal Family are getting a friendly makeover. With and Oscar for Mirrens 'The Queen' and another oscar on the cards for Colin Firths 'Kings Speech', and 'The Wedding' fast approching, now is not the time to call for a Republic. Its a Kockabout. But I will.

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