The royal attack has distracted attention away from fees

The public sympathy the students deserved will now go to Charles and Camilla.

As I feared, the attack on the royal car has distracted much attention away from the fact that we now have the highest public university fees in the world. The assault dominates this morning's front pages, with only the Independent and the Financial Times relegating it to the inside.

The return of student protest is one of the most inspiring developments in recent years, but yesterday's Robespierre wannabes have ensured that the public sympathy the students deserved will now go to Charles and Camilla. Had it not been for the attack, the story would have been one of Lib Dem betrayal and extortionate fees.

Meanwhile, in a chilling interview with the Today programme, the Metropolitan police commissioner, Paul Stephenson, declared that the "officers who were protecting the Royal Highnesses showed very real restraint. Some of those officers were armed."

The revelation that the police considered shooting students gives us an indication of just how high tensions are running.

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George Eaton is political editor of the New Statesman.

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How Jeremy Corbyn and an Arsenal player roasted Piers Morgan… in Spanish

Muy burn.

As if politics in the UK wasn’t spicy enough, watch what happens when you do it in Spanish.

It all started when backward ham Piers Morgan complained in a piece for the Mail that Jeremy Corbyn and his wife froze him out of a conversation with the Arsenal player Héctor Bellerín at the GQ Awards:

“Later, fellow Arsenal fan Jeremy Corbyn came over to speak to him. When I tried to interrupt, the Labour leader – whose wife is Mexican – promptly switched to fluent Spanish to shut me out of the conversation.

‘What did you tell him?’ I asked.

Corbyn smirked. ‘I told him to please send Arsène Wenger my very best and assure him he continues to have my full support, even if he’s lost yours, Piers. In fact, particularly because he’s lost yours…’

A keen-eyed tweeter picked up the passage about speaking Spanish, and the anecdote went viral:


So viral, in fact, that Bellerín himself commented on the story in a tweet saying, “Come on mate, don’t take it personally” to Morgan – punctuated masterfully with a crying laughing emoji.


Then the Labour leader himself joined in the great burning ceremony, replying to the thread in full Spanish:


His response translates as:

“It was nice to meet you. It’s better that we don’t tell him what we were talking about, he wouldn’t understand. Well-played in the game on Sunday.”

And muy buen juego to you too, El Jez.

I'm a mole, innit.