The must-have accessory for the Pope's visit to the UK
The Benadictaphone. It's what you've been waiting for.
By Samira Shackle Published 14 September 2010 13:44
From the people who brought you Holy Toast and the Martin Loofah King comes a topical accessory for the Pope's prospective visit to the UK. Both practical and eerily realistic, the Benadictaphone is a pocket-sized voice recorder, and a must-have for pontiff-related press conferences in the next few days. Get your order in now.
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4 comments
Jigory Popery ? !
Marvellous key ring but I would have like to have see the Benedict branded Condoms and a blessing of a gay marriage!
Classy...It is a pity no one has invented a "Benedict XVI in your pocket".
Like "Mr T in your pocket" it could spout funny catchphrases to amuse your friends like - "No Abortion", "Coitus Interruptus" and everyones favourite "Pope Pius XII really hated the Nazis!"
As an Atheist, can I just ask that we stop calling this Pope an ex-nazi? It is childish, wrong, and given the history of his family, hurtful.
He is however the head of one of the most reactionary religious movements on earth.
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