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The must-have accessory for the Pope's visit to the UK

The Benadictaphone. It's what you've been waiting for.

Benedictaphone

 

From the people who brought you Holy Toast and the Martin Loofah King comes a topical accessory for the Pope's prospective visit to the UK. Both practical and eerily realistic, the Benadictaphone is a pocket-sized voice recorder, and a must-have for pontiff-related press conferences in the next few days. Get your order in now.

 

4 comments

Robert Taggart's picture

Jigory Popery ? !

Reginald-Fah-fah's picture

Marvellous key ring but I would have like to have see the Benedict branded Condoms and a blessing of a gay marriage!

jeremiah's picture

Classy...It is a pity no one has invented a "Benedict XVI in your pocket".

Like "Mr T in your pocket" it could spout funny catchphrases to amuse your friends like - "No Abortion", "Coitus Interruptus" and everyones favourite "Pope Pius XII really hated the Nazis!"

Clem the Gem's picture

As an Atheist, can I just ask that we stop calling this Pope an ex-nazi? It is childish, wrong, and given the history of his family, hurtful.
He is however the head of one of the most reactionary religious movements on earth.

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