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New Cameron baby revealed

Posted by George Eaton - 30 August 2010 13:02

It’s a boy!

Following a bitter paternity dispute, we can now confirm that the baby in the picture is David Cameron's.

Hat-tip: David Schneider.

Tags: David Cameron Nick Clegg

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26 comments from readers

Wesley
30 August 2010 at 13:09

Truly disturbing.

mekko
30 August 2010 at 13:09

Just the antidote that was needed after all those other 'where's the mum?' pics.

alan
30 August 2010 at 13:18

I laughed i wont sleep for a week but i did laugh

Hugh Markey
30 August 2010 at 13:27

What's all this kerfuffle about fostering?

Babe-in-Arms

Clem the Gem
30 August 2010 at 13:33

Yet another Omen sequel???

Dean
30 August 2010 at 13:33

hahaha

Richard
30 August 2010 at 13:42

Spat my cheerios all over my ipod.

Got milk running out of my nose and no tissue.

Not done that since my mother in law broke her leg....thanks.

Nic
30 August 2010 at 13:47

HAHAHAHA

maria
30 August 2010 at 14:10

It's truly terrifying and absolutely revoltiing! Although I did get the amusing part, I think I'll be having nightmares for a couple weeks. Thanks for that!

ang
30 August 2010 at 14:33

That is one of the funniest/creepiest things, I have ever seen. Fantastic idea, should get an award! Richards comment involving the cheerios, also made me laugh.

Rich
30 August 2010 at 14:58

Very funny, but also very disturbing.

Jo 30 August 2010 at 17:22

So Clegg IS the spawn of Satan after all. Thought so

jeremiah
30 August 2010 at 20:10

Ha Ha Ha eh...bleurgh!

Dave
31 August 2010 at 11:08

Hello.

How to write this without sounding mean-spirited? Hmmm... Not sure it's possible, so I'll just write it. Be great if you could credit for the pic. Thank you.

Did that sound mean-spirited?

Tracy
31 August 2010 at 11:53

Sick! Come on, leave our Cleggy alone and give him a chance!

EhtchTee
31 August 2010 at 12:01

'Hey pal, cut your nosehairs sometime. And I want feeding, show me the mama'

EhtchTee
31 August 2010 at 13:10

another

'Christ, yes. you really do stink of tory. MAMA!'

ang
31 August 2010 at 14:59

@Tracey. No, he absolutely deserves it and much more!

Steve McEvoy
31 August 2010 at 15:01

And we wonder why politicians are so careful around the media that they are paralysed into complete ineffectiveness, when they have shit like this to expect for their troubles. I know he's going to tear the country apart, but how about a bit of dignity and sensitivity towards a man who's just become a father - shame!

ang
31 August 2010 at 15:25

@Steve McEvoy. Why should a man who is about to 'tear the country apart' be shown any sympathy, he should be linched!

Yak
31 August 2010 at 15:45

My thought exactly as Jo,s when I first saw the pic...undoubtedly the spawn of satan.

Creepy.

Richard hope you have recovered.

EhtchTee
31 August 2010 at 16:01

'What did you say Dave? You doo actually love me. MOTHER!'

EhtchTee
31 August 2010 at 16:24

'Dave, Dave, think of the LibDem conference next month, I have just popped out of your wifes groin.People will speak'

Analmaozedongaphone
02 September 2010 at 01:32

'Can you give me the suckle of one of Eric Pickles pendulous bosoms?'

Article Submission UK
03 September 2010 at 10:24

Ahahaaa this is hilarious! But creepy - they look so alike!

www.newsfix.co.uk

Steph
03 September 2010 at 23:31

OMG... I won't be able to sleep tonight! Nearly spilt diet coke all over my new Mac! I'll have to go on Youtube and watch some funny videos to clear my mind.