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The five must-read blogs from today, on bogus jobs stats, abortion and Cameron's gaffe.

1. The Express is wrong: Half of all new jobs have gone to UK citizens

At Left Foot Forward, Nicola Smith and Richard Exell rebut the claim by the Express (based on data from the Spectator) that 98 per cent of new jobs since 1997 have gone to migrant workers. Data shows that UK nationals have taken 50 per cent.

2. Why abortion will be a campaign issue in 2010

With David Cameron's pledge to reduce the abortion limit from 24 weeks to 20 or 22, this issue will be more prominent during the campaign than in any recent election, says Sunder Katwala.

3. Leading Tory gay activist to vote Labour

Over at the Guardian, Simon Jeffery reports that the founder of the LGBTory group plans to vote for Labour in anger at Cameron's refusal to condemn Chris Grayling for his suggestion that B&B owners should "have the right" to turn away gay couples.

4. Tory "efficiency savings" would cancel their school reforms

Liberal Conspiracy's Don Paskini explains why the Tories' "efficiency savings" would destroy their "Swedish schools" plans.

5. David Cameron is right

In a campaign gaffe, the Tory leader rather foolishly told BBC Radio Derby that he preferred Nottingham to Derby. But, argues Hopi Sen, he was right.

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“Trembling, shaking / Oh, my heart is aching”: the EU out campaign song will give you chills

But not in a good way.

You know the story. Some old guys with vague dreams of empire want Britain to leave the European Union. They’ve been kicking up such a big fuss over the past few years that the government is letting the public decide.

And what is it that sways a largely politically indifferent electorate? Strikes hope in their hearts for a mildly less bureaucratic yet dangerously human rights-free future? An anthem, of course!

Originally by Carly You’re so Vain Simon, this is the song the Leave.EU campaign (Nigel Farage’s chosen group) has chosen. It is performed by the singer Antonia Suñer, for whom freedom from the technofederalists couldn’t come any suñer.

Here are the lyrics, of which your mole has done a close reading. But essentially it’s just nature imagery with fascist undertones and some heartburn.

"Let the river run

"Let all the dreamers

"Wake the nation.

"Come, the new Jerusalem."

Don’t use a river metaphor in anything political, unless you actively want to evoke Enoch Powell. Also, Jerusalem? That’s a bit... strong, isn’t it? Heavy connotations of being a little bit too Englandy.

"Silver cities rise,

"The morning lights,

"The streets that meet them,

"And sirens call them on

"With a song."

Sirens and streets. Doesn’t sound like a wholly un-authoritarian view of the UK’s EU-free future to me.

"It’s asking for the taking,

"Trembling, shaking,

"Oh, my heart is aching."

A reference to the elderly nature of many of the UK’s eurosceptics, perhaps?

"We’re coming to the edge,

"Running on the water,

"Coming through the fog,

"Your sons and daughters."

I feel like this is something to do with the hosepipe ban.

"We the great and small,

"Stand on a star,

"And blaze a trail of desire,

"Through the dark’ning dawn."

Everyone will have to speak this kind of English in the new Jerusalem, m'lady, oft with shorten’d words which will leave you feeling cringéd.

"It’s asking for the taking.

"Come run with me now,

"The sky is the colour of blue,

"You’ve never even seen,

"In the eyes of your lover."

I think this means: no one has ever loved anyone with the same colour eyes as the EU flag.

I'm a mole, innit.