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David's Miliblunders.

The image David Cameron is spinning of himself, as a youngster who hadn't much interest in politics, is disputed by a former ladyfriend. The one-time PR exec likes us to imagine he was an ordinary student, listening to the Smiths and playing tennis.

But Eton and the Buller aren't all he glosses over. Cameron was too lazy to be an activist, but the ex-girlfriend, who knew him intimately when he was learning to shave, revealed that her old beau dreamed then of being Prime Minister. Which explains how a guy unconcerned by politics came to work for Conservative Central Office straight after university.

Discretion dictates that I keep private what Cameron got up to under the duvet. For now.

Three months after Sky announced the death of the freed Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi is still (at the time of writing) breathing in and out. Sky swiftly corrected its spectacular error, but your correspondent has learned why its political editor, Adam Boulton, felt confident playing the Grim Reaper: Sky thought it had an impeccable source. Step forward, Foreign Secretary David Miliband.

Jon Craig, Boulton's colleague at Sky, fascinates the youngest members of the Brown household. The boys, I hear, refer to the figure standing outside No 10 in inch-thick make-up as "The Silly Man". A TV rival wondered aloud what excitable Craig would be called if the junior Browns were old enough to understand what he says.

The yellow blight's Nick Clegg is busy wooing the right-wing newspapers. Snouts whisper that he was favourably received at lunches with the Daily Mail and the Telegraph, where the editors are unconvinced by Dave. For the Guardian and the Independent he's a Liberal, but at the Mail and Torygraph, Clegg posed as a Democut who'd slash spending.

To GMTV, where the lift doors opened to disgorge a confused Attorney General. Baroness Scotland had got lost in the bowels of the building. I pointed out she'd turned left instead of right. An unusual move for a New Labour minister who hired an illegal immigrant for £6 an hour.

The Labour whips' office was surprised when there was no reply to the text message: "Has anyone lost a mobile phone? If so, please call Dave Watts."

Kevin Maguire is associate editor (politics) of the Daily Mirror