Commons confidential

Miliband loses the X factor

The mystery of who will head Labour's election campaign has been solved by Gordon Brown's conduct in private sessions. A snout muttered that Broon bestowed control on the assassin-turned-praetorian Lord Mandelson by opening the inaugural gathering with: "Right, Peter, what's our strategy?" Lord Mandy of Epithets has more titles than the darts champ Phil "The Power" Taylor, but I hear he fancies another bauble to announce his campaign status.

Dome-headed Eric Pickles is known to Cameroon Doctor Who fans as "the Sontaran". Disloyal Tories wonder if their chairman and the stocky humanoids were separated at birth. A Sontaran's weakness is a "probic vent" on the back of the neck; Pickles's weakness is meat pies. Dave's pet northerner is still the shadow cabinet's undisputed heavyweight after his latest diet ended like all the rest -- in failure.

Are the whips going soft? The Rasputin-like Nick "Newcastle" Brown recently allowed Labour bruisers to hold a charity cake sale in the party's Lubyanka. Jokes were being made about the MP for Eccles and about the Tory John Butterfill, until in wandered the West Midlands whip John Spellar. Spellar, who sees the dark cloud in every silver lining, declared that the office was supposed to cook votes, not sell cakes.

Zac Goldsmith, Tory playboy, has hired the PR manager Ian Monk (whose clients include the Band of the Coldstream Guards) to salvage his election attempt. After his tax-dodging revelations, Goldenboy may need the marines to win the seat in Richmond Park.

David Miliband, the MP for South Shields, has lost the X factor. The Foreign Secretary refused to add his name to a motion hailing the local hero Joe McElderry's singing success. Milibanana said constitutional convention dictates that very important ministers don't sign Commons motions. But Westminster's inner workings went over constituents' heads. At a Tyneside hostelry, one disgruntled drinker accused the MP of a heinous Geordie crime: favouring Strictly over X Factor.

Best wishes for a speedy recovery to the carrot-crunching farming minister Jim Fitzpatrick, who has undergone a face operation. An unkind colleague opined that the veggie was lucky to have a spare, having been born with two.

Kevin Maguire is associate editor (politics) of the Daily Mirror

 

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Kevin Maguire is Associate Editor (Politics) on the Daily Mirror and author of our Commons Confidential column on the high politics and low life in Westminster. An award-winning journalist, he is in frequent demand on television and radio and co-authored a book on great parliamentary scandals. He was formerly Chief Reporter on the Guardian and Labour Correspondent on the Daily Telegraph.

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The rise of the green mayor – Sadiq Khan and the politics of clean energy

At an event at Tate Modern, Sadiq Khan pledged to clean up London's act.

On Thursday night, deep in the bowls of Tate Modern’s turbine hall, London Mayor Sadiq Khan renewed his promise to make the capital a world leader in clean energy and air. Yet his focus was as much on people as power plants – in particular, the need for local authorities to lead where central governments will not.

Khan was there to introduce the screening of a new documentary, From the Ashes, about the demise of the American coal industry. As he noted, Britain continues to battle against the legacy of fossil fuels: “In London today we burn very little coal but we are facing new air pollution challenges brought about for different reasons." 

At a time when the world's leaders are struggling to keep international agreements on climate change afloat, what can mayors do? Khan has pledged to buy only hybrid and zero-emissions buses from next year, and is working towards London becoming a zero carbon city.

Khan has, of course, also gained heroic status for being a bête noire of climate-change-denier-in-chief Donald Trump. On the US president's withdrawal from the Paris Agreement, Khan quipped: “If only he had withdrawn from Twitter.” He had more favourable things to say about the former mayor of New York and climate change activist Michael Bloomberg, who Khan said hailed from “the second greatest city in the world.”

Yet behind his humour was a serious point. Local authorities are having to pick up where both countries' central governments are leaving a void – in improving our air and supporting renewable technology and jobs. Most concerning of all, perhaps, is the way that interest groups representing business are slashing away at the regulations which protect public health, and claiming it as a virtue.

In the UK, documents leaked to Greenpeace’s energy desk show that a government-backed initiative considered proposals for reducing EU rules on fire-safety on the very day of the Grenfell Tower fire. The director of this Red Tape Initiative, Nick Tyrone, told the Guardian that these proposals were rejected. Yet government attempts to water down other EU regulations, such as the energy efficiency directive, still stand.

In America, this blame-game is even more highly charged. Republicans have sworn to replace what they describe as Obama’s “war on coal” with a war on regulation. “I am taking historic steps to lift the restrictions on American energy, to reverse government intrusion, and to cancel job-killing regulations,” Trump announced in March. While he has vowed “to promote clean air and clear water,” he has almost simultaneously signed an order to unravel the Clean Water Rule.

This rhetoric is hurting the very people it claims to protect: miners. From the Ashes shows the many ways that the industry harms wider public health, from water contamination, to air pollution. It also makes a strong case that the American coal industry is in terminal decline, regardless of possibile interventions from government or carbon capture.

Charities like Bloomberg can only do so much to pick up the pieces. The foundation, which helped fund the film, now not only helps support job training programs in coal communities after the Trump administration pulled their funding, but in recent weeks it also promised $15m to UN efforts to tackle climate change – again to help cover Trump's withdrawal from Paris Agreement. “I'm a bit worried about how many cards we're going to have to keep adding to the end of the film”, joked Antha Williams, a Bloomberg representative at the screening, with gallows humour.

Hope also lies with local governments and mayors. The publication of the mayor’s own environment strategy is coming “soon”. Speaking in panel discussion after the film, his deputy mayor for environment and energy, Shirley Rodrigues, described the move to a cleaner future as "an inevitable transition".

Confronting the troubled legacies of our fossil fuel past will not be easy. "We have our own experiences here of our coal mining communities being devastated by the closure of their mines," said Khan. But clean air begins with clean politics; maintaining old ways at the price of health is not one any government must pay. 

'From The Ashes' will premiere on National Geograhpic in the United Kingdom at 9pm on Tuesday, June 27th.

India Bourke is an environment writer and editorial assistant at the New Statesman.

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