Frozen Planet "faked" polar bear birth? Oh, come off it
Natural history programmes have reconstructed things for years.
By Steven Baxter Published 12 December 2011 14:36
A fresh TV fakery scandal has emerged which will rock the BBC to its very core. Polar bears, those cute white, fluffy mammals who lumber around on ice, smashing seals' heads open and feasting on their very brains, have been FAKED giving birth in the Arctic. Today's Daily Telegraph has the story.
Call Russell Brand. Call Andrew Sachs's granddaughter. Call everyone you can think of. This one is going to be big! Another example of the tax-funded British Bolshevik Corporation using our hard-earned money to make a groundbreaking documentary series, the likes of which have never been seen anywhere else in the world, stretching the boundaries of natural history television. How dare they! And how dare they pretend that the widdle fwuffy powar beaw cubs were born under the Arctic snow when, in fact, the footage of them was filmed somewhere that wasn't under the Arctic snow!
Oh, come off it. Please. I wouldn't say I'm a BBC cheerleader -- they do awful things, such as hiring rentagob no-marks like Kelvin Mackenzie to spout shouty garbage in a bid to get instantly polarised, meaningless, counterproductive conflict in their TV and radio debates, for example -- but there are bigger fish, or polar bears, to fry. And when you see the kind of people who line their missiles up facing Bush House, I know which side I'm on, if I really have to take one.
Natural history programmes have reconstructed things for years. It's not been terrifically difficult to spot most of the time, either: it's not likely that you're going to get gin-clear waters in every river environment, for example, or spectacularly good lighting. The studio stuff does tend to stand out. So the polar bears were filmed in a captive environment, rather than wild animals being disturbed out in the snow? Maybe the film crew didn't want to be decapitated by a giant paw being swung at them from an angry ursine parent. Not wanting to disrupt the natural lives of increasingly endangered species -- that's another possible reason. Or maybe they tried, and it just didn't work. Do we care? Does it really matter that very much?
Just a couple more things about that Telegraph article irritate me. Firstly, we're told that BBC viewers wouldn't have known about the alleged fakery, unless they've gone to the Frozen Planet website. The BBC were so secretive about their deception that they decided to talk about it on the official website for the programme, explaining the reasons for it! And secondly, some poor hack was sent down to Sir David Attenborough's house to doorstep him and get a reaction about the polar bear "controversy". What a noble thing to do in the cause of journalism: pester an 85-year-old man outside his house. Well done for that.
If we must enter a new age in which all natural history film-makers must disclose which shots were taken out in the field, and which were taken in a captive or studio environment, so as to ensure that elderly national treasures don't get bothered on their doorsteps, then so be it. Let's ensure, for the sake of transparency, that every time a cookery show features a "reaction shot" that's filmed afterwards, that's clearly marked too; we wouldn't want to embroil the poor, naive, innocent viewers in yet more controversy, would we?
For the sake of transparency, I'm sure newspapers won't mind revealing how certain stories came to be processed, either. For example, if a TV show recreated a scene, and the hacks involved babbled: "Well it's nothing really, completely normal, but our plebby readers don't know that, and it'll get the 8,000 foam-flecked idiots who comment on everything we write about the BBC going, and give one of our terrible bloggers the chance to whine about how everyone's biased about global warming, yes you know the one I'm on about," then let's have that too, shall we?
No, I thought not.
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Not content with bluffing, faking and lying, the BBC and its fascist left loons also use a natural history broadcast to try and whip up even more hysterical so-called climate change claptrap. Totally shameless.
> British Bolshevik Commissars
Balanced/By-default Conservative more like.
Done it for years? So what? That makes it okay to mislead the viewer?
Only a journalist can fail to see what's wrong with this. It degrades what was a great series, needlessly sowing doubts in viewers' minds.
Was that famous scene with the gorilla really done a guy from the Beeb in a novelty suit left over from the London Marathon? Joe Public is probably starting to wonder precisely that.
Hear Hear ..anyone with half a brain who saw how the Polar Bear buried itself in the driven snow would realise that it was impossible to film the birth ...apart from the obvious dangers even if it could be done ...
British Bolshevik Commissars shurely?
but here we actually hve footage of a seal giving bearth to a baby poler bear and this is the real scalddal and yet the bbc or channel four wiht its BALLS screenng this event not even murdock would brush his face on thi cross specias birth scanale and wh would they do this anyway unles an atempt to balance the animals up there are more seal than poler bears in general hhundreds more so if they can use a seal to pop out some new bourne poler bears then I think it as to be a good thing but why the media will nottouch this I do not understand like some grand conspiracy and the euqstion really should be HOW DOES THE FOETUS GET IN THERE not put up the seal by attenbrouge with a gloved hand or sugesting that a seal and a bear would have sexual intecoruse because they organs are the wrong shape and speking as someone who has touched the member of a poler bear you do not want to get this mixed up and so posibbly someone is harvesting the semen of the bears and then tipping it on the sleeping female seals in order to pump them with full of baby but i think the anser to this is what the TELEGRAPH needs to be focussing on and not what david atenborough does when he leaves his house AM I RIGHT?
Drunk at 2pm in the afternoon? Cor blimey.
The Beeb and Sir David have nothing to apologise for, I watched the excellent programme and nothing was said in it that was controversial about global warming. Camera crew are not going to risk ther lives and the lives of the baby bears. It was all pretty balanced unlike some of the closeminded blinkered flat earth skeptiks that we unfortunately have to put up with. The World would be a better place without them.
The baby polar bears were cute and mum was doing her best to feed them; its tough out there when you know that your next meal may not come up for six months.
It's certainly "polarised" opinion in my house. But I'm not sure I can "bear" any more of this. I think we should "freeze" Attenborough's salary before this "snowballs". *shoots self*
Climate deniers at the Telegraph clutching at paws .. one of the best natural history programmes ever made and somebody just has to have ago .. strange species humans
Ive never seen any nature programs but i think the BBC should be banned for lying to the hard done by license payer. I'm with that flashfuck on this one: the BBC stands for Fascist Commie Liars!
Hilarious to hear the argument that the BBC covered up the "fakery" by MERELY revealing it on their website.
Sure, like nobody has internet access in 2011. And it's not like the BBC ever mention their website is it!
Let's say the BBC were ashamed of their dastardly, sneaky sleight of hand and desperately wanted to cover up their deception. Consider two possible approaches they might take:
1. Reveal the fakery on the website. A website which is promoted with extreme zeal, relentlessly mentioned at the end of TV programmes, a website which is the first thing that appears when I type "b" in Google, and which receives (at the last count) a gazillion trillion hits per minute.
2. Don't reveal the fakery at all.
Hmm, tricky...
Some people simply have the desperate need to be SHOCKED AND APPALLED by the news, and are suckered in by pseudo-scandals, contrived to fulfil that very urge, by journalists who really should try writing about something more interesting.
You idiot. The point is not that the BBC used zoo-footage. That is completely understandable. The point is that the deliberately deceived viewers into thinking the footage was shot in the wild. Half the pleasure of watching Frozen Planet is in marvelling at the cameramen's amazing feats. That is why they have a 15 minute 'Freeze Frame' section at the end, explaining how they did it. Why didn't they use that to explain the amazing polar bear shot? Because they wanted to mislead us. Nobody would have come across the website clip without the press articles. The BBC only put it up to cover their backs in the future. Sir David's commentary was mealy mouthed and deliberately misleading. I am a huge fan of his and of the show, but now I am left wondering what other bits were faked. The weasel hunting under the snow? They have lost a lot of trust because of this stupid mistake.
I see Flasbuck has been let out again this Care inthe Community is terrible. Bloody Bleeding Communists is what you are looking for, I suspect.
The thing that I noticed was that Attenborough didn't say 'so many gazzillion tons of carbon has resulted in...' but instead said 'this local person here says the ice is far less than 10 years ago' and 'here's a photo of this area 50 years or 100 years ago and this is what it looks like now.' So we can see for ourselves what changes has been made in the climate. Then you can blame sun spots or solar storms or the Ice Sheet Elves or whatever. What you cannot deny is that the climate is changing and that will impact on the local community, human and animal, and later will impact on the rest of the world when sea levels rise.
You could (if you were sensible) surmise that the way to prevent this is to avoid a global rise in temperature and reduce the use of fossil fuels (which will save you money as well as make this limited resource go further for longer). Or you can say to the sun - stop all those solar storms and/or sun spots! Stop it this instant! And hope that works.
To be honest, I think Frozen Planet is a great series, no matter how they filmed the content. Do we really want the filming crew to sit next to a polar bear giving birth? When filming dangerous animals you have to know your limits and you cannot risk everything just to get great pictures.
I think Frozen Planet shows how beautiful planet earth can be and 99.9% of it was actually filmed in the Arctic and Antarctic. The documentary gave me a great insight into a world that I have never seen like that before and it also helps people understand the environmental importance of the north and the south pole.
So exactly what was faked...the birth? No that was real.
Having regards to the usual standard of modern TV documentaries, a single photo and a rostrum camera seem to be all you need. This series was stunning, I for one do not feel cheated.
Was the piece factually correct? Had they stuck a camera into the sows den, we could have seen what differences,exactly? The camera man killed, got a good sense of smell these guys, the birth aborted or the cubs deserted because of the intrusion. Get real.
Oh it proves climate change does not exist...wow. So we can carry on being aholes then.
So Johann Hari must now have a job at the BBC natural history department then. He should fit in well there with all the other BBC fakers and fascist left liars.
After reading about this issue, I felt it necessary to bring up another glaring Attenborough fake.
In a previous documentary Mr Attenborough helicopters a so-called ‘scientist’ to his nature reserve. This ‘scientist’ however can clearly be identified as actor Jeff Goldblum.
This whole debacle has severely tested my faith in both Richard Attenborough and genetically recreated dinosaurs.
The correspondent above who has held a polar bear's willie. Any chance of giving him a regular feature slot?
I think the BBC should do an in-depth study on the life of the strange creature known as "Flashbuck".
Just how manufactured is this argument? When 'Life in the Freezer' was made in 1993 it was revealed then the birth of the polar bear cubs in that programme had been filmed in a zoo so this should have come as no surprise to anyone who watches David Attenborough seeing it on 'Frozen Planet'. In fact that was exactly what I was thinking when I watched the births this time around. How pathetic of the Telegraph and shame on the Mirror which splashed with it on its front page today.
Come off it Alasdair....
Who does a wildlife programme without faking a few shots ?
- and what difference does it make ?
The cubs are born as blind, squealing & hairless little beasts - whether its on the shores of Hudson Bay or in Edinburgh Zoo.
Lets be clear, the folks who are raisng a stink about this are really trying to say that climate-change is fake too. This is the essence of their 'message'
Well, if they can fake a polar bear birth - they can hoodwink climate scientists and the general public at large about the scale of the dissapearing Arctic ice sheets. (Erm... - if it wern't for those satelite pics...)
Lord Lawson (that hugely gifted and eminent climatologist) was early on the Atten'bro case. What a surprise.
Then another Tory Weasle / Murdoch sympathiser John Whittingham.
Dont know what Johns views on climate change are ... but I have a sneaking feeling.....
Fascist left liars?! I thought I was just watching a blindingly beautiful nature programme. So perhaps the amazing efforts of the film crew did not stretch to the birth of polar bears in their natural environment but this surely was never motivated by political ends. Call me naive but I believe the bbc set out to create a wonderful insight into the frozen planet. One that I for one feel privileged to have enjoyed. Leave the politics to the house of commons and if you cannot enjoy the programme for what it is do not waste your valuable politically tortured brain on it.
I can't believe no-one has commented on this before me, but great post by ontologicalhap. Had me in tears.
Come, come, it's quite simple. There was nothing wrong with the shots but David Attenborough should have owned up to them. Why didn't he?
Frozen Planet is a beautiful piece of art and should be treated that way. Amazing show!
My son tells me he did the filming on this one and the reason it was done this way was because the bear could have eaten the cubs if an attempt had been made to do this in the wild where she was more likely to have been disturbed in the process. In these circumstances if this footage was going to be made at all, they really had no choice. Do the viewers want to see this minor miracle or not, because this was the only way it was going to be done without risking a tragic outcome?
Q. Who does a wildlife programme without faking a few shots ? (Geordie-Graham)
A. Wildlifedvd.co.uk does - a beautiful example, shot by one of the Frozen Planet cameramen, of a really honest wildlife film. It's not so hard to do.
Faking it in the lab – I was castigated when I was critical about this sort of stuff back in the nineteen eighties, after I came into work at a well known London nature film company and was shown a room full of imagines that had emerged over the weekend – (when no staff were working). I also remember the bewilderment of a now, very well known cameraman, who had found his shrews had died over an Easter weekend, when I ventured that Nature did not work 9-5, or that they died of loneliness after all the attention he had given them making his award winning clips. We have all done it, or more exactly, overdone it, but thankfully it is much rarer now. Nevertheless, being sensitive to animals as subjects and not just objects, is still not so common in nature film making circles. I have my own theories on how this came to be, but they would be too strong for public consumption. It is however a form of exploitation and not so dissimilar to the paparazzi. Having said that, I do like most of the cameramen and women I know – they are special people doing a wonderful job. The emphasis though on Nature, as a sentient form, purely bound by evolution, is just so puerile. I know it, they know it, they just can’t admit it, Nature is magic…